Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott Roeben

 

Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.


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This quote is just one of 9 total Scott Roeben quotes in our collection. Scott Roeben is known for saying 'Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me.

Scott Roeben

What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.

Scott Roeben

They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?

Scott Roeben

I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.

Scott Roeben

Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it.

Scott Roeben