Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. -W. C. Fields

 

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.


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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

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