On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. -Tom Lehrer

 

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.


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If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared not only to retract it, but also to deny under oath that I ever said it.

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