My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
This quote is just one of 19 total Rodney Dangerfield quotes in our collection. Rodney Dangerfield is known for saying 'My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.' as well as some of the following quotes.