My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
This quote is just one of 23 total Rita Rudner quotes in our collection. Rita Rudner is known for saying 'My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.' as well as some of the following quotes.