My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers. -Woody Allen

 

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.


-Woody Allen
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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? -Woody Allen
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.

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