Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -Matt Groening

 

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.


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This quote is just one of 46 total Matt Groening quotes in our collection. Matt Groening is known for saying 'Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Matt Groening

You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

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You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.

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Good things don't end in 'eum,' they end in 'mania'...or 'teria'.

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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

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