Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away. -Jerry Seinfield

 

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.


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This quote is just one of 3 total Jerry Seinfield quotes in our collection. Jerry Seinfield is known for saying 'Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Men we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who?

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I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry.

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Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away. -Jerry Seinfield
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