Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently. -Spike Milligan

 

Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.


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This quote is just one of 12 total Spike Milligan quotes in our collection. Spike Milligan is known for saying 'Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently.' as well as some of the following quotes.

It's all in the mind, you know.

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. -Spike Milligan
224

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.

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223

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

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221
I thought I'd begin by reading a sonnet by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine. -Spike Milligan
216

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

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