It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. -Jackie Mason

 

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.


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This quote is just one of 10 total Jackie Mason quotes in our collection. Jackie Mason is known for saying 'It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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We were going to do it before the hurricane, but decided to wait. -Jackie Mason
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.

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By these things examine thyself. By whose rules am I acting; in whose name; in whose strength; in whose glory? What faith, humility, self-denial, and love of God and to man have there been in all my actions? -Jackie Mason
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Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it.

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