It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored. -Terry Pratchett

 

It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.


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This quote is just one of 49 total Terry Pratchett quotes in our collection. Terry Pratchett is known for saying 'It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.' as well as some of the following quotes.

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For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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'I meant,' said Ipslore bitterly, 'what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?' Death thought about it. 'Cats,' he said eventually. 'Cats are nice.'

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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo. -Terry Pratchett
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Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.

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