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This quote is just one of 34 total Steven Wright quotes in our collection. Steven Wright is known for saying 'If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?' as well as some of the following quotes.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
This quote is just one of 34 total Steven Wright quotes in our collection. Steven Wright is known for saying 'If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?' as well as some of the following quotes.