I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said,

 

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."


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