I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Brendan Behan

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

Brendan Behan

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how its done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.

Brendan Behan