I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks. -Emo Philips

 

I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.


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How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.

Emo Philips

I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

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