I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. -Joan Rivers

 

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


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This quote is just one of 17 total Joan Rivers quotes in our collection. Joan Rivers is known for saying 'I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

Joan Rivers

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

Joan Rivers

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Joan Rivers