I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. -Eddie Izzard

 

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.


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This quote is just one of 9 total Eddie Izzard quotes in our collection. Eddie Izzard is known for saying 'I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.' as well as some of the following quotes.

If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.

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The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from. -Eddie Izzard
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Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

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But with dogs, we do have 'bad dog.' Bad dog exists. 'Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!' The dog is saying, 'Who are you to judge me? You human beings who've had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!''Well, if you put it that way, I think you've got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun). -Eddie Izzard
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I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

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