I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
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This quote is just one of 17 total Joan Rivers quotes in our collection. Joan Rivers is known for saying 'I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.' as well as some of the following quotes.
I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
This quote is just one of 17 total Joan Rivers quotes in our collection. Joan Rivers is known for saying 'I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.' as well as some of the following quotes.