Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. -Benny Hill

 

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.


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This quote is just one of 7 total Benny Hill quotes in our collection. Benny Hill is known for saying 'Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.' as well as some of the following quotes.

Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.

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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. -Benny Hill
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Do unto others, then run.

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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.

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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. -Benny Hill
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I have a wild bunch of coconuts!

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