Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect. -Steven Wright

 

Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.


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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. -Steven Wright
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Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.

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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. -Steven Wright
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.

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