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This quote is just one of 9 total Andy Borowitz quotes in our collection. Andy Borowitz is known for saying 'Army Offers to Pay Recruits in Gasoline.' as well as some of the following quotes.
At the Pentagon, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said that the decision to pay recruits in gasoline, while unorthodox, was a 'slam-dunk solution' to the Army's nagging shortfalls in enlistment.
I wanted to get away from big, expensive network projects, ... so I moved to New York and I did nothing. And then I discovered the Internet. I didn't think of it as a moneymaker -- I wrote stuff I thought my friends would find funny.
This quote is just one of 9 total Andy Borowitz quotes in our collection. Andy Borowitz is known for saying 'Army Offers to Pay Recruits in Gasoline.' as well as some of the following quotes.