A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg. -Les Dawson

 

A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.


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This quote is just one of 6 total Les Dawson quotes in our collection. Les Dawson is known for saying 'A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.' as well as some of the following quotes.

I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.

Les Dawson

He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.

Les Dawson

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Les Dawson

A square egg in a dish of lentils won't make a marrow bend with the wind, nor will it make rhubarb grow up the milkmaid's leg.

Les Dawson