The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
Lemuel K. Washburn
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Lee Trevino
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Billy Sunday
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Thomas Dewar
The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.
Kin Hubbard
Many men hoard for the future husbands of their wives.
Solomon Ibn Gabirol Ben Judah
The generosity and compassion of Red Sox Nation, our players and the Red Sox Wives never cease to amaze, ... We were touched and inspired by the eagerness our fans showed to assist the victims of Hurricane Katrina.
Larry Lucchino
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.
Bertrand Russell
I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters.
Gordon Lightfoot
Everyone agrees that tens of millions of Americans consume porn. ... ministers, PTA members, policemen, teachers, soldiers, dentists and Boy Scout leaders. The overwhelming majority of them don't rape strangers or emotionally abandon their wives.
Marty Klein
We're good friends. Our wives are friends and our kids have done things together. Our prayers are certainly with him, but once the game begins we'll be trying to get as many (points) as we can. And, he understands that and expects it.
Mike Sewak
There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.
Charlotte Whitton
Here's to our girlfriends and wives; may they never meet!
Groucho Marx
The information is out there. You just have to separate the facts from the wives' tales.
Larry Rogers
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Henny Youngman
Most of the elder gay men have wives and children, but they are hiding their sexual orientation from their family. The wives live a miserable life with husbands who cannot love them.
Liu Shujie
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
Lewis Thomas
If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
Mel Brooks
The wives are integral. Nobody would come to see just a bunch of men.
Mike Thomas
The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.
Thomas Dekker
It's not a girlie luncheon. A lot of husbands and wives came together, but of 245 guests, about two-thirds are men.
Susan Reynolds
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Patrick Murray
Their wives called Mrs. Hackett.
David Woodruff
We used to meet at a very conveniently placed bar in the middle and tell our wives we were going to work.
Paul Stewart
That in itself is a major accomplishment. But we have also remained friends and are still married to our wives for 25 years.
James Bradley
I think it's funny how there are a thousand shows out there, and a thousand movies, that are glorifying (extramarital) affairs, while this man is being completely honest with his wives.
Ginnifer Goodwin
What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.
James Caan
We have mistresses for pleasure, concubines to care for our daily body's needs and wives to bear us legitimate children and to be faithful guardians of our households.
Demosthenes
The argument between wives and whores is an old one; each one thinking that whatever she is, at least she is not the other.
Andrea Dworkin
If it's decided by politics, it's Beijing, ... If you ask the wives where they want to go, it's Paris. If you ask the athletes, it's Toronto.
Mel Lastman
We ate all our meals at training table. The wives came down, but they had to sleep in different rooms.
Tony Franklin
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
Divorced, not loving their abandoned children as much as they loathe their former wives, directing a combination of need and hostility toward the women who drift in and out of their new lives, they are, as one character puts it, "involved in a variety of pharmaceutical experiments."
Richard Schickel
The incomprehensibleness of women is an old theory, but what is that to the curious wondering observation with which wives, mothers, and sisters watch the other unreasoning animal in those moments when he has snatched the reins out of their hands, and is not to be spoken to! . It is best to let him come to, and feel his own helplessness.
Margaret Oliphant
Men bring their wives. And those wives like to shop.
Mel Willey
Their wives were crying, so the men had to sign.
Lu Banglie
An energetic and cutting work that calls to mind Woody Allen's Husbands and Wives and Annie Hall .
Julianne Moore
His wives should insist on having protected sex because they are in great danger themselves of being infected.
Sipho Mthathi
Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.
Joseph Addison
Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be.
May Sarton
I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
Sarah Brightman
Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave.
Theodore Dreiser
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
Abigail Van Buren
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
Dorothea Dix
If courtesans and strumpets were to be prosecuted with as much rigor as some silly people would have it, what locks or bars would be sufficient to preserve the honor of our wives and daughters?
Bernard Mandeville
Some have wives or girlfriends that say 'Don't send me roses,' though they specify they want at least one rose.
Lori Glass
People forget to recognize and remember the wives. So that's what my goal is for this song: to support the spouse and everything she goes through as well. We just wanted to honor them and to recognize them.
April Taylor
Some of my patients bought it for their wives and I have even received repeat orders from these husbands. A patient told me that his wife was wonderfully surprised by the effect.
Dr Rohaya Ramli
There are a lot of wives who previously would have stuck things out. Now, if their husband is worth 20 million, and they know they can get 10 million if they split up, they think they might as well. Because you can have a whale of a time as a single woman with 10 million pounds in the bank.
Barbara Simpson
[Sometimes diplomats] are like a bunch of jealous wives, ... I know -- I was one.
Betty Bigombe
I'm excited to be a part of this important project. Will and John are genuine heroes and I think their wives, Allison and Donna, are heroes, too. I feel privileged to be part of a project that will remember how we all came together on that day.
Maggie Gyllenhaal
Those ranchers in Marfa showed up in their cowboy hats and boots, their wives with their Lady Bird hairdos, and they just loved it. There's an incredible intensity that Angelica has. She's onstage when the house opens, and in those 20 minutes she gets into character in a way that's frightening. The audience gets to watch her become Sylvia, one of the most intense women on the face of the earth.
Paul Alexander
Unfortunately for them, they have to share the space with the most beautiful 1 percent of female creatures on the planet: men's players' girlfriends and wives. It's an unfair competition when you have the girlfriends showing up looking like they're ready to stroll down a runway.
Justin Gimelstob
I think men are supposed to be boys always. They just go through different stages and if wives understand that they can love them.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.
Delmore Schwartz
Their wives have been able to provide insight and they have taught me to rely on God to help us keep everything together. Right now, God is my husband while David is away.
Amy Dulworth
The concept has promise, but, as often happens in Mr. Gilliam's movies, the narrative gets gummed up with his labored surrealism. ? The movie ? has some interesting visual imagery (including gratuitous bugs), but any one of the old wives the Grimm brothers interviewed was a better storyteller.
The Brothers Grimm
One might expect that this female surplus would encourage more men to take second wives, but having two families simultaneously is difficult.
Peter Frost
We as women are all winners, whether we are daughters, sisters, wives and mothers, and that's who I will be representing.
Jackie Williams
Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!
Groucho Marx
Ask the local doctors around what kind of anxiety level farmers and their wives and their children are under.
Brian Edwards
They (wives) are people who think when the telephone bell rings, it is against the law not to answer it.
Ring Lardner
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy.
Sandra Bernhard
We deliberately didn't want it to be just wives. We're open to all family members and significant others. We have the mother and step-father of a deputy on our board and we have a husband who's been very active.
Lesa Young
Everyone should be responsible for his or her own health, but I think what this survey shows is how much more dependent husbands are on their wives than wives are on their husbands (when it comes to) health issues. This difference is pretty well established in gender roles.
Ross Stolzenberg
Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives; And marriage and death and division Make barren our lives.
Algernon Charles Swinburne
There is no gilding of setting sun or glamour of poetry to light up the ferocious and endless toil of the farmers wives.
Hamlin Garland
The goal of the marriage amendment is to uphold a unique social cultural institution which provides stability for children so successive generations can achieve their full potential. This amendment does not degrade other social relationships. It affirms the unique role of husbands and wives in the rearing of children.
Jon Paul
You get a little too sentimental and you end up crying. Seeing the guys, hearing what they're doing, meeting their wives and family. It was neat. This is really wonderful.
Frank Quilici
The other wives would ask, 'What's Charlie doing? How is he? I used to say, 'Charlie's asleep.' He was always so calm.
Diana Williams
I used to watch roller derby but it was like wrestling. I would love it to come to Fayetteville and I've been trying to get something started. There are so many military wives with nothing to do who would love it.
Crystal Wheeler
She's extremely important, because most often when it comes to wives, they, most of then have had great influence on their husbands, giving him the encouragement to withstand all of the strife and all of the dangers that he had to undergo. I think her being there beside him, gave him some of the strength that he needed in order to carry out the fight.
Joseph Jones
I wish I could anticipate some of the stories and lies that will be told. It's going to be great to get everyone together so we can tell all of the families, all of the wives and children, just how good we were because they never got to see us play.
Larry Conley
Due to the cultural and wealth gap between the Chinese women and their foreign husbands, their marriages are often prone to various misunderstandings and conflicts. As many of the Chinese wives lack the self-protection awareness and are too shy to tell their sad stories to others, they often face escalating violence and maltreatment from their foreign husbands.
Ren Yuanzheng
I've worked with Clive for a long time. We and our wives are good friends. I have made it very clear that for the post of elite rugby director we are looking for the best person who is currently available.
Francis Baron
I feel like a kid again. I also think our wives are happy we're out of the house.
Olaf Kolzig
When you're in the service - you're alone. A lot of times soldiers will find out about their wives leaving them when they're overseas. Information spreads faster these days with the Internet. Any kind of encouragement is valued over there - way beyond money. I've talked to many soldiers and they tell me they'd much rather have a letter than a gift card.
Gerald Sadler
Spas associated with golf resorts enable families to take vacations all can enjoy. What's happening is that more and more wives are beginning to take up the game while on holiday, while the husbands are availing themselves of the spa facilities.
Martin Davis
At first when men lose their hair, they freak out and think they'll look old. Then they calm down. They see models in GQ with shaved heads, and men are finding that their wives and girlfriends like the shaved look. Finally, they're listening to women.
Robert Tollis
They don't want to give the wives their husbands' checks. It was insulting. They're telling us, 'Let your husband come and get it.' They know they are not here.
Imelda Lopez
They have an opportunity to make a difference and I want the wives to not be afraid to make a difference.
Hal Sutton
It's an issue of not wanting to punish someone who is a member of your family, even if that closeness includes abuse. A lot of wives do not report spouse abuse. Lots of families do not report sex abuse because it's still Dad.
Don Strassberg
She didn't want him to burn. He wanted to burn and she tried to stop him. And you know wives and husbands.
Mark Kline
It's more than just a game. It's five days of events, some of which extend beyond the ballpark. People who can't get to the festivities will be able to actually see the players and their wives parading on a red carpet like they were arriving at the Oscars. We're going to showcase the city. We're going to decorate it in ways never seen before.
Marla Miller
They were being sold to families in the countryside, who were worried about not finding wives for their sons. So, they would buy them as infants and raise them in the family to become the bride of their son.
Valerie Hudson
Pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives.
Neil Diamond
EBONY and the Imperative have teamed with Behind the Bench: The National Basketball Wives Association to create a health and wellness weekend, so sisters can feel like the queens they are, ... They will experience four fun-filled days of life-enriching seminars, sumptuous spa services, unforgettable entertainment and Bermuda's legendary pink sandy beaches.
Jeff Burns
The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.
Genghis Khan
Doug was always so knowledgeable about that stuff. Our wives used to tease us because we'd go out to dinner and talk about Sunday school.
Dave Knowlton
It's funny watching guys' wives and girlfriends cheer for us. I think we impress people when we play. We've got some girls who have played a little college ball, and we'd be a really good women's team for sure.
Kelly Weidenbach
The MMO gaming audience is already growing beyond the 18 to 34 year old male gamer. More wives and girlfriends are playing these games.
Bill Turpin
Like Degas did a lot of dancers, Toulouse-Lautrec spent a great deal of time in dance halls and burlesque halls and painted the dancers, the drinkers and those who were out away from their wives.
Nan Curtis
I have always heard an old wives' tale that whatever you are doing on New Year's Day is what you will be doing for the rest of the year. Wow! We could be winning money all year!
Danielle Patterson
I think all of our wives believe that.
Mark Miles
When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.
Joe Namath
Their wives were there, too. One of them told me, 'You can have him.'
Josephine Crawford
It's a great diversion. We have a lot of the wives and daughters.
Mark Mayer
I think it's a wives' tale that there are a larger amount of suicides this time of year.
Dick Bailey
They have it in their minds that their wives or girlfriends get red roses.
Arline Huckabay
The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.
Genghis Khan
To girls and wives always alive and fated; To men and scholars always dead like Greek And always mistranslated.
Karl Shapiro
We made contingency plans last week with the threat of a strike. Some guys in Brooklyn made a carpool and came in together. Other guys in Brooklyn had their wives drop them at the Brooklyn Bridge and then they walked. The people on Staten Island took the ferry.
Keith Keenan
I can see a lot of ex-wives and ex-husbands just having a heyday with it.
Karen Adams
The players and their wives were coming out raving about the place. You can't pay for that kind of advertising. They really wanted to put La Costa on the map and having a PGA Tour event, at the time it was potent stuff. It put them on the map quicker.
Mike Crosthwaite
It's saved many a guy from wives, girlfriends, whatever.
Ethel Shatford
I heard a lot of stuff, but my wife and family heard more. If you want to be a coach, you have to deal with it. Luckily, the Internet wasn't as big as it is now. It's harder on the wives than the coaches. No one ever says much to our faces.
Eric Price
The majority of persons choose their wives with as little prudence as they eat. They see a troll with nothing else to recommend her but a pair of thighs and choice hunkers, and so smart to void their seed that they marry her at once. They imagine they can live in marvelous contentment with handsome feet and ambrosial buttocks. Most men are accredited fools shortly after they leave the womb.
Edward Dahlberg
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