A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

Robert Frost

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

Kin Hubbard

Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

Ambrose Bierce

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

George Carlin

When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.

Alice Hoffman