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[That sarcasm is mild compared to Morris' treatment of Nixon, who the authors say may have had an affair with a cocktail waitress.] Well, I can't even imagine him with his own wife, let alone someone else, ... I'm going to now caress your little appendages.

Jim Morrison

She said. ''I'm working as an actor, not as a waitress. I have a job I love, and we're doing really interesting things on the show.

Callie Thorne

It's about the total experience. It's about having a community with an active interest in what's going on over at the arena. If you walk into a restaurant, you want the waiter or waitress to know there's an event going on.

Sue Donohoe

On our first visit, we stopped at this little restaurant. Six months later, we stopped there again and the waitress asked us where we'd been. That's what did it. We were sold.

Ray O'connor

I want to go to Shenzhen or somewhere down south to work as a waitress or in a factory. I don't want to do what my mom does. Life's too tough as a Chinese farmer.

Ali Naimi

I've been a waitress since I was 15 years old. I started at what used to the Dutch Kitchen at the corner of West Grand Avenue and Fourth Street.

Jackie Spafford

We met in New Hope. I was a waitress, and Andy was building and roofing houses.

Wendy Cain

I had no idea of her background except that she was a good waitress. Then one day she said she wanted to show me her book, the first edition. I took it home and started reading it and when I noticed some mistakes I started taking notes. And then I began taking the notes in to her and she was very appreciative. I just sort of fell into being a help to her.

Jim Oliver

Violet: Look, I've had a rough couple of days, are you really the owner? Cuz the last think I need is a waitress on a power trip wasting my time. Lil: You start Friday night.

Piper Perabo

My mainstay was working in a private hotel as a waitress, washer upper and occasionally a cook.

Sandra Smith

It might sound odd, but the world needs theatre majors. I have worked as a medical receptionist, a substitute teacher, a corporate secretary, an associate in a New York clothing showroom and a waitress for a catering company.

Jane Mayer

I hung out at Uncle Phil's Club Madrid nightspot where my mother was a waitress and my grandmother sold hot dogs and sauerkraut. I got to go backstage at the Jamboree and watch the show and then visit with musicians who stopped by the club later.

John Corbett

Julia is the girl next door who's a bit of an outsider and just a little funky. The idea was to keep her sweet and not too trendy. She spends a lot of time in her waitress uniform, anyway.

Gregory Gale

If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili should be good.

Al McGuire

I've always had this American-pie face that would get work in commercials...I'd say things like 'Hi Marge, how's your laundry?' and 'Hi, I'm a real nice Georgia peach'. Sometimes this work is one step above being a cocktail waitress.

Teri Garr

So what am I supposed to do when my 110-pound waitress tells a 450-pound Paul Bunyan not to light up and he does it anyway? Am I supposed to arrest the guy?

Frank Watkins

The stereotype is that young equals liberal and therefore soft on crime. The stereotype is also black equals liberal and soft on crime. The stereotype is further unmarried parent equals liberal. Therefore, young black waitress with child is a defense juror, supposedly.

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