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They probably make less than a waiter.

Larry Stone

It's about the total experience. It's about having a community with an active interest in what's going on over at the arena. If you walk into a restaurant, you want the waiter or waitress to know there's an event going on.

Sue Donohoe

The myth that your waiter in New York is an actor is true. It's a very difficult, competitive business to be in. As an actor, you have to think of the art and the love of doing plays and creating characters...and there's some part of you that has to function in this world of commerce.

Carol Goodheart

My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.

Alfred Molina

I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.

Phyllis Diller

If you're really nice to the waiter, ... he'll tell you where they sat when they wrote the song.

Laura Kidder

I was a banquet waiter at the Beverly Hilton hotel. You learn a lot when you're in the service industry-the jerks of the world really come to the fore. It's a valuable learning experience to be in the position where you're of service to someone who sometimes doesn't even know you're there.

Andy Garcia

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.

George S. Kaufman

Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?

Djuna Barnes

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.

Bill Bryson

A chef has a rare skill that requires a great deal of effort and study. People may feel less guilt because of that. I don't feel bad that a chef cooked me a meal, but I do feel bad that a waiter had to serve it to me.

Michael Lynn

Mozart's job classification was to write music, which he did for ballets and operas. He got paid to do that, and taught on the side. He wasn't a waiter. He didn't sell mutual funds. Those are all noble professions, but if you want to be a professional composer, then you're writing dramatic music for film and television.

Bill Conti

I've been working here about three weeks -- since we opened -- and sometimes I am a manager or a waiter. Other times, I'm in the back helping my uncle.

Eric Gomez