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There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

Ernest Hemingway
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Woody Allen
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I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.

Clarence B. Kelland
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Sometimes I think [my writing] sounds like I walked out of the room and left the typewriter running.

Gene Fowler
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum.

Sir Arthur Eddington
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I went through a war and I was a combat infantry officer, so I said, 'I'm going to write the great American war novel.' That got me to the typewriter. I didn't get the novel published, but it got me into the process.

Nelson Demille
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

Solomon Short
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Let there be a fresh breeze of new honesty, new idealism, new integrity. You have typewriters, presses and a huge audience. How about raising hell?

Lloyd Jones
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The building was in bad shape. It needed a new roof and wiring. It was a monumental event when we got appropriate wiring and cabling. We went from a manual typewriter to a computer.

Joellen Kenney
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There are all kinds of forms that have to be filled in on the typewriter. I don't know why, but universities are one of the worst for insisting on forms. There is absolutely no sense to it. They insist on putting all the information into a little box.

James Allan
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In spite of advances in technology and changes in the economy, state government still operates on an obsolete 1970s model. We have a typewriter government in an Internet age.

Matt Blunt
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Much as I like owning a Rolls-Royce, I could do without it. What I could not do without is a typewriter, a supply of yellow second sheets and the time to put them to good use.

John O'hara
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This was the first time I've seen writers at 'World News Tonight' banging away on electric typewriters.

Jeffrey Schneider
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We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

Robert Wilensky
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The image of the reporter as a nicotine-stained Quixote, slugging back Scotch while skewering city hall with an expose ripped out of a typewriter on the crack of deadline, persists despite munificent evidence to the contrary.

Paul Gray
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He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.

T. E. Kalem
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She is consistently one of our most innovative and creative teachers. She is constantly on the edge. We've come a long way from manual typewriters.

Liz Taylor
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Your idea of bliss is to wake up on a Monday morning knowing you haven't a single engagement for the entire week. You are cradled in a white paper cocoon tied up with typewriter ribbon.

Edna Ferber
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