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If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Matt Groening

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If it wasn't him, they must have been twins.

Robert Browning

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In 2001, I was the pitching coach at Buffalo, and had to miss a game to come back to Minnesota for the 10-year reunion of that 1991 Twins team. I felt guilty being away from Buffalo, but Kirby was nice enough to sign 28 baseballs for me, to take back to all the players at Buffalo. Kirby was always a guy who was willing to give. He made people happy, and he's definitely going to be missed.

Carl Willis

[HOLLYWOOD, California (Variety) -- Nicolas Cage, who played twins in] Adaptation ... It's time for me to discover and enjoy my own company.

Army Archerd

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It's like we're not parents yet, not till we get the twins home. They sleep, and I stare.

Sabrina Clark

Every time I look out the window, it's nothing but flat land and snow. But as far as the towns we've been in, they've been nice and the people have been great. I'm really enjoying getting to see so many Twins fans.

Jason Bartlett

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What interests me, ... is why people are so repelled when, after all, everyone started life attached. In a sense, the twins have never been born because they are still tied by an umbilical cord. Relationships between women - daughters, mothers, friends - are one of my strong interests.

Judith Rossner

Although the Twins have a small profit, in order to keep up with the rest of Major League Baseball, they need a new stadium. The Twins have one of the worst stadium deals in all of baseball.

Kurt Badenhausen

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I can't fault our girls over their effort. It's tough when you're playing (the Hudson twins). Both players are all-around players, and the rest of the team feeds off that.

Pam Gainey

He just needs a third pitch. Here's a guy who the Twins were asking for in a big-league trade two years ago. So I look for good things from him.

Bill Bryk

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They're holding up. They miss them (the twins) terribly.

Michael Foley

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

Steven Wright

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The Minnesota Twins and major league baseball ask fans to keep Kirby and his family in their thoughts and prayers.

Ron Shapiro

We have a connection because we're twins. When she does good, I'm happy. When I do good, she's happy. Today, we're both happy.

Becky Novacek

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This is not something that's been studied systematically. It's more of an impression. But it's an impression by enough people that it makes you wonder what's out there. It could be because twins tend to be biologically premature, then maybe they don't achieve as highly as non-twins.

Nancy Segal

I can't tell you much right now, but I can tell you there were two small babies, twins, found deceased.

Dale Walker

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A substantial part of the individual differences between the twins were due to new genetic effects between this period of age 14 and 18. There are new genes being switched on that are involved in blood pressure and factors underlying blood pressure. I think that is the most interesting finding: the large amount of new genes that come into play.

Harold Snieder

The bottom line is that this guy doesn't belong in this league. Anyone you refer to as 'Mister' belongs in the big leagues. I think he's going to be ready for whenever the Twins want him.

Marty Brown

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Apparently a new family had moved into town and found two giant penguins hanging in the garage. Everyone knew that they belonged to us, so now we have twins because I had already made replicas to replace the missing ones.

Bob Mcdermott

Major league teams like the Devil Rays and Twins have used cutouts, but they're so hard to maintain. You get lips which lead to bad bounces. We wanted something that is zero maintenance. Because there's no dirt, the ballpark can be used for soccer, football, lacrosse, festivals. All you have to do is put down the lines and play.

Bryan Wickline

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