If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.

Matt Groening

Constant togetherness is fine - but only for Siamese twins.

Victoria Billings

[Good Charlotte, on hand to support Green Day and other friends (My Chemical Romance and the Game, according to singer Joel Madden), also rubbed elbows with the Ying Yang Twins and Alicia Keys.] She was very nice, ... Usually people come up and say they like our band, so it's a great place to make new friends. It's like going to summer camp.

Benji Levi Madden

In 2001, I was the pitching coach at Buffalo, and had to miss a game to come back to Minnesota for the 10-year reunion of that 1991 Twins team. I felt guilty being away from Buffalo, but Kirby was nice enough to sign 28 baseballs for me, to take back to all the players at Buffalo. Kirby was always a guy who was willing to give. He made people happy, and he's definitely going to be missed.

Carl Willis

I had no intention of coming back to series, but I was 8 1/2 months pregnant when I read this script and just loved it -- maybe because of raging hormones. Every time I get pregnant, my career gets better. I hope I'll have twins next time.

Angie Harmon

It's like we're not parents yet, not till we get the twins home. They sleep, and I stare.

Sabrina Clark

They're not just sisters and twins. They're best friends, and they care genuinely about each other.

Chelsi Welch

What interests me, ... is why people are so repelled when, after all, everyone started life attached. In a sense, the twins have never been born because they are still tied by an umbilical cord. Relationships between women - daughters, mothers, friends - are one of my strong interests.

Judith Rossner

[Being pregnant again] just means everything to us, ... When we lost the twins, we thought we may never be parents again.

Bob Pack

I can't fault our girls over their effort. It's tough when you're playing (the Hudson twins). Both players are all-around players, and the rest of the team feeds off that.

Pam Gainey

It's almost like thinking of twins.

Norm Parker

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic.

Steven Wright

The Minnesota Twins and major league baseball ask fans to keep Kirby and his family in their thoughts and prayers.

Ron Shapiro

The Twins became too nice when they traded A.J.. We had an edge to the way we played with A.J. You could see it in the Twins this season. There was no edge to that team.

Doug Mientkiewicz

We have a connection because we're twins. When she does good, I'm happy. When I do good, she's happy. Today, we're both happy.

Becky Novacek

This is not something that's been studied systematically. It's more of an impression. But it's an impression by enough people that it makes you wonder what's out there. It could be because twins tend to be biologically premature, then maybe they don't achieve as highly as non-twins.

Nancy Segal

Look at identical twins. When you get up closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it.

Brian Swanson

A substantial part of the individual differences between the twins were due to new genetic effects between this period of age 14 and 18. There are new genes being switched on that are involved in blood pressure and factors underlying blood pressure. I think that is the most interesting finding: the large amount of new genes that come into play.

Harold Snieder

In their six losses, three of them have been to the Collins twins. That's the key ingredient right there.

Jason Collins

Apparently a new family had moved into town and found two giant penguins hanging in the garage. Everyone knew that they belonged to us, so now we have twins because I had already made replicas to replace the missing ones.

Bob Mcdermott