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Guys think that when they call, all the turkeys will come running after them if they are there. I know. I used to hunt that way. But you have to give these birds credit.

Wil Askew

We started fixing the place up, probably in October. We put our first turkeys on the place in early December.

Rich Rogers

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

Rita Rudner

Originally we were going to put cows on the land. But as it was very exposed we wanted to plant trees, never thinking that the cows would eat them! So we decided on ducks instead. We started with 20 ducks and we now have 75, along with some geese, turkeys, chickens and sheep.

Davy Cowie

I learned how to hunt here, and my two boys, Dylan and Landon, both shot their first deer, wild turkeys and ducks here, ... I probably spent 40 of 52 weekends here hunting or enjoying the mountain with my wife and boys.

Scott Cannon

If you found turkeys last year, you'll likely find them in the same place this spring. Things are beginning to green up and turkeys are starting to hang out in those open areas.

Jack Waymire

The fact that Chirac has now firmly come out highlighting his concerns with regard to Turkey's position on Cyprus raises the stakes in the battle over Turkish EU accession.

Timothy Ash

An increase in turkey abundance coupled with nice weather resulted in a higher number of turkeys harvested during both the youth season and opening day of the spring turkey season.

Dave Swanson

It's very difficult to census turkeys. It's a nut we've been trying to crack for quite a while.

T. Wayne Schwertner

We still think Turkey's pretty compelling.

Alfredo Viegas

The reality of European resistance to Turkey's membership in the European Union is precisely what Turkey fears, that is, the entry of a poor and highly populated Muslim state, ... But the government in Ankara is determined to get full membership and nothing short of that.

Pamela Falk

I'm very pleased to announce that agreement has now been reached that negotiations on Turkey's accession into the European Union can and will begin in the very near future.

Jack Straw

GE Energy is honored to be a part of this milestone project - Turkey's largest wind energy plant. The Bares II project underscores GE's commitment to bringing cleaner energy solutions to the Turkish power industry and other global customers. The project also demonstrates the private sector's growing confidence in wind energy.

Robert Gleitz

We added turkeys because the kids wanted it. There was a demand for them.

Brian Yanta

We've had 4-H turkeys as many years as steers. We used to get them in April, now we get them the end of July and they still weigh as much come November.

Jay Carter

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Ted Nugent

Agreement has now been reached that negotiations on Turkey's accession to the European Union can and will begin in the very near future.

Jack Straw

Turkey's behavior during the conflict shows that Turkey no longer is a typical Islamic country. But that's exactly what makes it less credible as a mediator.

Heinz Kramer

The other ladies were all buying them to baste their chickens or turkeys. I was buying it to use on my bones, to clean them.

Joan Bytheway

We had about 20 people and cooked two turkeys.

Alan Robinson

It's a basic statement that you can make that turkeys gobble year round. Depending on their mood and their notion, they will get with it periodically.

Randy Showalter

Part of what drew us here is the wildlife. Every night we see deer, bears, turkeys and coyotes. It's like living on the Serengeti.

Jeffrey Rubin

Most poultry contain harmful bacteria. Recent statistics show that about 60 percent of chickens -- broilers -- are contaminated with campylobacter, and 10 percent with salmonella. And turkeys tend to be higher.

Michael Doyle

Amazingly all I could think of was the bride biting down on the turkey and chipping a tooth or something, ... I tried to think on the spot and told him, 'When the turkey's done, get a pretty little ribbon, tie the ring on the drumstick and present it to your bride-to-be.'

Carol Miller

The Shuttles were nice when we fist made them in 1981, but really they are now 25 years old. ... Who out there is driving 25 year old cars? These babies are classics with 100 millions miles on them. Its time to send The Shuttles to museums were they belong. I'm just glad the folks at Shuttle Trader Magazine are there to help NASA unload these turkeys.

Gregg Easterbrook

Turkey is the party of all international agreements and conventions for disarmament, control of weapons and prevention of proliferation of mass destruction weapons. Turkey is also party of Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT) of International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA). IAEA is aware of Turkey's activities to benefit from nuclear energy for peaceful means.

Namik Tan

My advice to all the young callers is if you like calling turkeys in the woods and want to get better, contests will help a lot. It's fun and there is always that competition to drive you.

Lance Hanger

There were a couple of turkeys up there gobbling?they didn't seem to want to come in though.

Mark Simmons

There is no doubt that it will raise questions about the wisdom of Turkey's EU membership bid. How can it possibly claim to be a European country if it has such laws on the books, and if public prosecutors can bring such cases?

Orhan Pamuk