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I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.

Ayn Rand

I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God.

Joan Van Ark

And people believed that swearing falsely by a god would bring the terrible wrath of that god upon them.

Guy Deutscher

I managed to get the four most polite children ever and they blushed through most of the rehearsals. At first, they were very uncomfortable with it and whispered the words. But, they got used to it because all of their characters use swear words.

Katie Keyser

Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.

Tom Robbins

Successful farmers and gardeners have been swearing by the Almanac for many years, ... Our predictions have withstood a lot of scrutiny.

Sondra Duncan

I remember being asked one time who was driving, and I guess I mumbled out me, but I don't recall. They said I was swearing up and down I was driving, but I wasn't, I don't remember that at all.

Ashley Wright

I swear that was the first time I've seen a tear in his eye, he was so happy. And when he found out he could play, the first game back he was ecstatic. He was running everywhere and playing really well.

Louis Falcon

I actually felt like all of them were going in, especially the one when I got fouled. As soon as that shot went up, I was thinking San Antonio, I swear I was.

Tracy Mcgrady

We swear there will be an earthquake of retaliation.

Al Aqsa

Every single one of the petition signers signed an affidavit swearing that they watched the person sign their own personal signature on there. If there were any irregularities, we want them found out, we want that person prosecuted, but we know that also we had a whole bunch of extra signatures.

Bill Bunch

Dying of tuberculosis: The earth is suffocating.... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive.

Frederic Chopin

Lew kept swearing by [Gamble].

Dennis Gomes

Chemists employed by the police can do remarkable things with blood. They can find it in shreds of cloth, in the interstices of floor boards, on the iron of a heel, and can measure it and swear to it and weave it into a rope to hang a man.

Margery Allingham

This is the worst ran department in the state of Tennessee. Swear to God it is.

Boyce Mccall

I just think it is such a minor issue - obviously I heard him swearing and going nuts as he went off the field.

Kevin Pietersen

Jeans & Classics have a great reputation as one of the more highly rated national touring symphony pops program groups. The Jeans 'n' Classics band -- there are several of them -- do covers of great bands of the past. There's a Led Zeppelin band. They have a Beatles Band. And people really swear by them. They are very well rehearsed and they are very polished.

Ted Hale

When I asked Amir if he would like to join the lads on their morning run, I swear there was a tear in his eye. He couldn't get his boots on quick enough.

Terry Edwards

In some cultures, swear words are drawn mainly from sex and bodily functions, whereas in others, they're drawn mainly from the domain of religion.

Guy Deutscher

'Cause I swear that I'm dying, slowly but its happining.

Conor Oberst

I swear my memory is going.

Stetson Kennedy

It's not necessarily going to be kid-friendly, but we don't swear just for the sake of swearing. The joke is happening around the swearing; it's not about the swearing.

Samir Mathur

Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.

Kate Winslet

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

Minnie Driver

Here's the gladsome New Year's Day;Time for swearing off they say.Swearing off need cause no painYou can swear them on again.

John Kendrick Bangs

There will be sex and swearing, I assume. I'm quite relaxed about that, as it will be post-watershed and Russell can do it in a funny and sexy way.

Stuart Murphy

People swear there's something that tastes different about them.

Amy Vickers

[There were] a lot of bruised egos, a lot of hard meetings, a lot of cussing and swearing. But it's fixed.

Andrew Maner

That's where the area guys are so important. They try to keep as much contact as they can with those kids. It is huge. It's been something I've been a pretty good stickler for, especially for the area guys, is to know as much as they can about the kids. Naturally, you can't always be right and you can be fooled. If they know the player and swear by his makeup, it makes it that much easier.

Tim Wilken

I go to the water with a good idea and the water gives it back to me great. Half of what is totally magic in my work isn't me, and I don't say that out of humility, it's just that the water itself is this extraordinary, lyrical, poetic force and when you're working with it, it's there, it's your partner in creativity and it knows more than I do, I swear.

Laurie Mcleod

You read back through these old records when people were kicked out of the church for swearing.

David Hess

I swear that if the rescue guys would come in right now, I'd be able to recognize them. Their faces. It's something you never forget.

Bill Niepoetter

That's the thing I'm going to miss. He was my best friend, I swear. My son was a heck of a boy — a heck of a man.

Allan Jokisch

You are positive you can feel him go by. Your hair stands on end, and people at the table swear they see the glass move.

Ruth Glazier

It's a play we practice every day and I swear that was the first time I've thrown that lob (pass) that perfect.

Jason Rich

Yes, but it's my life has been wasted, And I have been the fool, To let this manufacturer use my body for a tool, I can ride home in the evening, Staring at my hands, Swearing by my sorrow that a young girl, Ought to stand a better chance, So may I w.

James Taylor

All five of them could win this event. I swear to God. I know five players can't win it, but each one could. It would be a new experience for some of them, and for others, it wouldn't be a shock.

John Kennaday

I swear on BB5, one of them got evicted out of the blue.

Alexander Mackenzie

To me, he looks better than ever. I swear, he really does. The ball he throws, it's definitely nice for a receiver. You've got to respect and appreciate a quarterback who knows how to change it up.

Terry Glenn

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.

Mark Twain

'When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.

Mark Twain

The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

Mark Twain

My bedroom was just above here. And if you turn all the lights off and turn the lights on upstairs you can see gaps all the way through, and that?s where I heard all the swearing.

Jamie Oliver

Gregariousness is always the refuge of mediocrities, whether they swear by Soloviev or Kant or Marx. Only individuals seek the truth, and they shun those whose sole concern is not the truth.

Boris Pasternak

The swearing of Turner, a man of immense frame and muscular power, during our evening's conversation, was most terrific. I had heard mountain swearing before, but his went far beyond all former examples. He could do all the swearing for our army in Mexico, and then have a surplus.

John Turner

We need to show people that we're back, that we are right up there doing cutting-edge stuff and stuff that is interesting and looks beautiful to anyone, ... Last year, we had people who came up and said, 'You know, I didn't realize that you guys were doing anything.' Swear to God. People really thought we were out of business.

David Stainton

Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet.

Tom Robbins

GORGON, n. The Gorgon was a maiden bold Who turned to stone the Greeks of old That looked upon her awful brow. We dig them out of ruins now, And swear that workmanship so bad Proves all the ancient sculptors mad.

Ambrose Bierce

We do not want to lose the essence of what made those properties and characters appealing in the first place. You're not going to see any swearing or adult situations in our comics but [the Slave Labor adaptations] will probably be over the heads of very young children.

Dan Vado

The thing about sport, any sport, is that swearing is very much part of it.

Jimmy Greaves

Tim turned to me and gasped: 'Wow, did you see that?' I then unleashed a rather expressive swear word.

Joe Caddick

In all the years I was in the legislature -- and I'll swear this on a stack of Bibles -- he never asked me to do anything or vote in a particular way, other than he always wants us to build more roads in the mountains.

Attorney General Greg Stumbo

Ha! Dead! Impossible! It cannot be! / I'd not believe it though himself should swear it.

Henry Carey

I swear I was in high school before I even knew he was a judge.

Jason Simmons

It's gentle humor. You don't have to worry about any swearing.

Kate Lowder

It's rare here. I'm not sure to what extent it occurs. I've seen pictures of black squirrels and albino squirrels in the state, but those were from around the Fairbanks area. I can't swear to it, but this may be the first black squirrel on the peninsula.

Jeff Selinger

Gay Brewer swings the club in a figure eight. If you didn't know better, you'd swear he was trying to kill snakes.

Dave Hill

I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.

Tony Stewart

I really think it's sad in this day and age, knowing he knows the rules of swearing to serve and protect, to falsely accuse a black person of doing this.

James Gill

People think they have taken quite an extraordinarily bold step forward when they have rid themselves of belief in hereditary monarchy and swear by the democratic republic. In reality, however, the state is nothing but a machine for the oppression of one class by another, and indeed in the democratic republic no less than in the monarchy.

Friedrich Engels

I swear my fidelity to the country, ... and I will respect the constitutionality of the republic, to guarantee its independence and to unite the Congolese people and to unite the entire country and defend its borders.

Joseph Kabila

Players will be able to assemble their character from pieces of other Star Wars characters that they have unlocked by progressing through the game. When you factor in all of the pieces that you can mix and match to create your own character there are, I swear, millions of different combinations that can be made.

David Perkinson

Odds life! must one swear to the truth of a song?

Matthew Prior

Matt's so small the defenses kind of overlook him. He kind of disappears out there. But watch him play and you'll swear he thinks he's 6-2, 250.

Lamont Johnson

I swear to God, it's an incredible force for good if you can remember that nonviolence is the weapon of the strong.

Betty Williams

Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance, she's still virtuous; that's a maxim.

George Farquhar

I swear, it must (have been) 13 hours a day, ... And I still do. It's on all the time. I was sort of hypnotized by it as a kid, I think. I just loved it.

Mike Darnell

When you get on stage you turn into another person man, I mean I swear I turn into Tyler Durden (from the film 'Fight Club'). It's like something happens to me and I switch into this guy and when I get off stage I'm like, what just happened?

Fred Durst

They are just great, from the fact that they charge no penalties for changing a flight to their frequent-flier program. I know I sound like I work for them, but I swear I don't. I am just a big fan.

Alice White

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry/ And pay our rent and not swear in the street/ And set a good example for the children./ We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

Jenny Joseph

I've always questioned death and birth and life, ... Where do we go? Are we here now? Or is this just one of the lives that we live? ... It just happened, it wasn't really planned, I swear. Everything fell into place.

Shavo Odadjian

I swear I check that twice a day.

Dave Risdon

They put this Darth Vader mask on his face, it was like some Rube Goldberg thing glued to this guy. It covered his face like a toilet seat. It was connected to a machine that I swear you could run a swimming pool on, and it sounded like a freight train.

Peter Farrell

Liars are always most disposed to swear.

Vittorio Alfieri

Are you telling me that if he were to swear that he told you that, you would swear in a counter sense that he was lying?

Bruce Johnston

Instead of completely swearing off your credit cards, start off by having a small amount deducted from your pay and transferred into a savings account.

Rene Britt

We had our team meal one time in Calgary. I mentioned Patrick Roy. They suspended me out of the meal. I swear. We had a discussion about something. I mentioned Patrick Roy.

Dan Cleary

Jesus Christ, that is completely not true, ... Obviously she is making that up. I swear I'm telling the truth. The last two years of my life, I don't know what to believe. It's ridiculous. I feel stabbed in the back. They had an elaborate hoax. I'm telling the truth.

Michael Brenner

I'm dying. I swear to God.

Lorraine Hayes

If he said I said that, he's lying. I told [Drake], 'Alfonso [blew] the call.' That's all I said, I swear. I didn't say anything derogatory.

Brad Penny

They write to me as if I'm one of their friends, one of their buddies. Students write some messages that contain swear words.

Don Richards

I think we're seeing a more relaxed, more offensive, some would say, use of language, the use of swearing.

Carol Bruess

Yah, Imam of the Age! I ask you to swear, whom [do] you love more?

Mahdi Salashur

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Terry Pratchett

I don't understand why I get hit up without any swearing. In a game like that, it's not called for. They've got to let the kids decide the game, but my hat's off to Lincoln. I've got so much respect for Neil and what he's done up there. They're awfully good. I just wish we could've let that one play out without the technical.

Jeremy Moore

Hope dangles on a stringLike slow spinning redemptionWinding in and winding outThe shine of it has caught my eyeAnd roped me inSo mesmerizing, so hypnotizing I am captivated[Chorus]I am VindicatedI am selfishI am wrongI am rightI swear I'm rightI swear I knew it all alongAnd I am flawed But I am cleaning up s.

Dashboard Confessional

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd probably be skeptical myself. I've been to the Oregon coast and taken pictures of seals. I've been on the beach with them. I've watched them at Bandon and at Florence. I do know what they look like and I have no doubt it was a seal. I'd swear it on a stack of Bibles.

Larry Gatlin

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

Calvin and Hobbes

Nicole - Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. I'd try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked. I always played up on that. It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship.' - on his and Nicole's relationship on Moulin Rouge.

Ewan Mcgregor

All her friends swear to me she didn't know him.

Eugenia Blizzard

It is difficult for the defense to fathom why the Congressman would be eager to discuss these matters on Oprah, yet he would refuse to swear, in a capital case, that the same information is actually true.

Edward Macmahon

His oath should have been, 'I Tony Harwood swear to lie, I say you should reject Tony Harwood 100 percent. Throw him out. He ain't worth nothing.

Ed Garland