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To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

George Bernard Shaw
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I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way.

Carl Jung
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Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. -Oscar Wilde
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Scott Adams
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If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.

Epictetus
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Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid. -John Dewey
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Bill Cosby
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We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Benjamin Franklin
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Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. -Leo Tolstoy
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Facts are stupid things.

Ronald Reagan
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The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

Randy K. Milholland
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The will to be stupid is a very powerful force, but there are always alternatives. -Lois McMaster Bujold
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Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

John Wayne
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Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

John Wayne
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Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. -Heinrich Heine
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The wise are instructed by reason; ordinary minds by experience; the stupid, by necessity; and brutes by instinct.

Cicero
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You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very stupid.

Samuel Johnson
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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. -Bertrand Russell
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Bertrand Russell
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Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.

Albert Einstein
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Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man. -Bertrand Russell
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We're going to look awfully stupid if we give income tax relief to people who do not pay income taxes, ... Late Edition.

Joe Scarborough
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This game is definitely tough. Sometimes emotions get high, and people stop thinking and come with late hits, stupid hits.

Joe Yevoli
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I think he can have fun with players, but he can also jump their (expletive) when he has to. He'll go up and pat them on the back, but if you make a some stupid, idiotic play or don't hustle, he has no fear of walking down to the end of the bench and letting you know it. -Doug Melvin
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Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law.

Louis Agassiz
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Edward Sells, not being stupid, saw the writing on the wall.

Gillian Tindall
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The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. -Art Spander
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Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.

Bertrand Russell
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Just as the results of inebriety are most painful to the habitually sober, and just as the greatest saints have often been the greatest sinners, so, when the first class brain does something stupid, the stupidity of that occasion is colossal.

Stanley Baldwin
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Those who cannot admit making stupid mistakes are destined to repeat them over and over. -Bill Purdin
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