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With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels.

Chuck Palahniuk

What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.

Douglas Adams

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Garrison Keillor

The seven Taiwanese were pulling one body with a rope under heavy rain out of the mud. They got stuck in the mud, then they radioed they need help, they can't get out, they're sinking in the mud.

Capt Burrel Parmer

The guys have stuck with it. We lost some early meets, but seem to be coming through now.

Brian Sloan

We had a game plan to pack it in and make them beat us from the outside, and we pretty much stuck to it. But for about five minutes there (in the second quarter), we forgot what to do.

Doug Knox

I respect coaches who use a different strategy. Scott thought that was the best way to beat us and they stuck with it.

Brian Roper

The county party chair stuck his finger in the cookie jar. It's just despicable.

Greg Harris

What stopped me is the thought I might get stuck in there. I couldn't take being in the spotlight all the time.

Bonnie Langford

We're not stuck on a certain genre. We don't listen to things the same way. That's when we might decide to make a song of it.

Matt Phillips

On the other hand, it's possible the first quarter's growth was just a one-time inventory rebound and that we're now stuck in a range of 1.5-to-2 percent growth. If that continues, it will be much like the early 90s.

Laurence Meyer

It (the bus) is stuck in the balcony on the first floor.

Malcolm Midgley

Serves haunted us. You give up 10 points to any team and that's not good. I have to give the kids credit. They stuck in there.

Bruce Udvari

I don't believe that we're going to be stuck as long as they were. We have the capability to contra-flow a little bit quicker than what they did.

Aaron Anderson

Out of all the schools that I was recruited by, they stuck with me from the beginning. I really liked them. I like it out in Idaho. Going up and meeting everybody, I liked all the coaches. It was not just about basketball, they're very sociable and you could talk to them about everything.

Reggie Larry

We stuck in all the symptoms that diabetics get, ranging from serious things like death to less serious things like ballooning of the arteries in the legs. While it didn't meet the goal at the combination endpoint, it did on the one that really matters to patients: death, heart attacks and strokes.

John Dormandy

It's just the overall significance of the impact of such a large-scale emergency ... We can't be stuck in the old Katrina model where we're not prepared.

David Engelthaler

No one feels bad for you. No one cares, really, except for the guys in this room and in our organization. I'm proud that we stuck up for ourselves. We played with some heart and made it a game, at least. But it's just not enough right now. This is as frustrated as I've been in my career, so it's a great challenge.

Doug Weight

He's 100 percent physically and mentally ready to fight this fight, and there's nothing that's going to stop him from doing so. Since the day we made this fight, he's been very clear on the fact he's not doing interviews, he's not doing appearances — he's not anything — and he's going to show up on Oct. 1. He stuck to his word.

Brad Jacobs

In households where nobody goes to work, both money and self-esteem can be in short supply. This can mean a lack of positive role models and result in generation after generation getting stuck in the benefits trap.

John Hutton