There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli

Statistics are no substitute for judgment.

Henry Clay

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

Evan Esar

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Fletcher Knebel

I could ask the Phillies to keep me on to add to my statistics, but my love for the game won't let me do that.

Mike Schmidt

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Mark Twain

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Evan Esar

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Rita Mae Brown

Clearly from these statistics, they are submitting an application, but they are not submitting the proper documentation. They are bringing in new enrollments. However, there's such a large termination.

Jan Scott

Things are always best seen when they are a trifle mixed-up, a trifle disordered; the chilly administrative neatness of museums and filing cases, of statistics and cemeteries, is an inhuman and antinatural kind of order; it is, in a word, disorder.

Camilo Jose Cela

We're in the top 10 in a lot of statistics. But we're still hungry. We've got a lot of no-names, so we're building names for ourselves.

Leroy Hill

If you look at the statistics of who is in the market now, more than 50 percent of all American households own some stock, and more than 80 percent of the households of people who are 35 and younger own some stock, be it mutual funds, be it through their 401K or in individual equities.

Bill Mann

We have a profile on how users typically move through the real estate process on our platform and we also have statistics for our clients on how the advertisers can generate the best results.

Tim Higgins

The statistics clearly show who the perpetrators were, since more than one third of the rioters that were arrested were Syrians and another third were Palestinians, mostly from the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine.

Samir Geagea

You cannot feed the hungry on statistics.

David Lloyd George

The purpose of the increase is to maintain buying power. The amount of the increase is set by the U.S. Congress and it's based on Department of Labor statistics, in particular, the consumer price index.

Mark Lassiter

As you know statistics show that a certain number of people get married each year and the rest don't. Well, I got into the wrong bunch of statistics. I should be pitied instead of questioned.

Will Cuppy

The latest energy department statistics were very bearish. Coupled with ample supply in crude oil and distillates, recent rapid recovery in gasoline inventories will continue to weigh on the market.

Makoto Takeda

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

Art Buchwald

With those kinds of statistics, there are real concerns that cannot be explained a way other than race. How long do we turn a blind eye to it?

Richard Ney