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His hand worked its way up her leg, inside her shorts, inside her panties. And the defendant placed his hand on her genitalia.

Thalia Murphy

We knew we had to go in (the water) and stripped down to our jocks and shorts.

Tim Walker

Certain tops you can wear (now) under a suit and then with boy shorts or jeans.

Jane Taylor

For most people the whole getting dressed up thing is just a myth. You should wear whatever is comfortable. It's not like you're going to a private yacht club. I'd say the outfit of choice is shorts, a T-shirt and a hat to block the sun.

Sarah Eakin

That's why you wanted to go to work in the morning, to watch Daisy Duke run around in those shorts.

James Best

It takes a truly cool girl to pull off short-shorts and rain boots.

Peter Som

I cried when I saw them at the airport. It felt like I was in a third-world country. They had dirty T-shirts, shorts and sandals -- the same clothes they wore when the fled from the hurricane.

Christy Gaukel

Defense is our main key. We have 'defense' (sewn) on the butts of our practice shorts to help us remember. When we play good defense, the whole game comes to us, and we just play all around a lot better.

Tyler Storvick

This is the last time you'll see me in these gloves and these shorts in this Octagon, because I'm retiring. That's it for me. It's time to do something else.

Randy Couture

People have a tendency to stereotype shorts as being a means to an end (for filmmakers to) eventually produce a full-length feature. On the contrary, these short films stand on their own.

Peter Scarlet

The shorts are too short. A lot of these people may do things like data entry and not particularly meet with the public at work. But if they work at an office or downtown, the public sees you coming in and out of the building.

John Law

Very few people can sport this look. Unless you have a body as perfect as Jessica's, go for Bermuda shorts.

Kelli Delaney

Success sometimes can really bite you in the shorts.

Donny Osmond

Designers are smart enough to know they can't take that away. They still won't go away even with the bermuda shorts.

Mike Everett

We get back from the ballpark around 5 o'clock. I'm thinking it must be cocktail hour. These guys were in their shorts and off to the gym.

Ron Swoboda

We had to readjust our (practice) schedule last week. We were in pads and shorts the day after the Moss Point game but didn't do any hitting.

Ricky Woods

I've been wearing shorts for the last six weeks, so it was a bit of a shock. But I love playing these courses and it's good fun.

Brian Davis

The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about [until then]. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining.

Kevin Nealon

I think after that the coaches started realizing that I could hit. I didn't change anything. I got Coach [Adam] Shorts to look at me and adjust some of my techniques, but I didn't really change anything.

Jono Cornelius

I came here in a pair of flip-flops and shorts, and my son's track coach lent me a pair of boots and a boat.

David Jackson

Apparently there's this new scandal about how you can see my scrotum hanging out of my blue boxer shorts for a split second on episode 161 of Three's Company. Someone asked me if maybe I did that on purpose. You bet I did.

John Ritter

Euro/dollar longs and shorts are practically one-to-one right now, which indicates how indecisive the market is.

Kathy Lien

It was a physical game. You could either whine about it or you could pull up your shorts and do something about it.

Jim Foster

Anyone who wears black knee socks with Bermuda shorts are not to be taken seriously.

Richard James

You watch some of those videos with Magic, Larry (Bird), Isiah and even John Stockton in 2003, and those shorts were short. I don't know if it's ever going to revert back to that again, but you never say never.

Mark Madsen

I'm so glad I packed enough shorts. I'll be nice and warm. It feels good.

Brent Curvey

You need a really great body to pull off orange shorts, because they highlight your booty and your hips. But she has a great body, so it works. It's a fashion risk for us mere mortals, but she pulls it off.

Peter Som

This is a shorts' paradise. There's nothing to buy here. Any rallies are getting smacked.

Phil Ruffat

The Cubs have got all these people in short shorts calling each other on their cell phone. The Sox have got all these people watching the game.

Dominic Pacyga

Having said this, the rise in U.S. rates overnight does suggest there is scope for another test below $1.20 in the euro today, but we would look to square shorts at $1.1950.

Royal Bank

Josh had a really good game. After the game he's wearing shorts, a gray T-shirt and a tuxedo jacket. His grandmother's waiting for him, he goes back to the wedding. No one put any pressure on him to do that.

Paul Morrell

The higher short interest goes, the more eventual buyers there will be, ... It represents buying potential, because the shorts can't book profits without buying. These short-covering rallies take about one-and-a-half trading sessions, but they can't be seen as an overly bullish sign.

Paul Cherney

He pinned me down and held my hands. He forced my shorts off and pulled down my knickers and used one hand to hold me down and used the other to down his tracksuit trousers. He had sexual intercourse with me by force.

Joanita Kyakuwa

The shorts are running for cover, buying whatever they can to keep their already huge losses from getting bigger.

James Turk

The clothing is about sun protection and of course we have beer can island shorts.

Betsy Garrison

I can guarantee this. One of the members of the group today is wearing Jimi Hendrix boxer shorts.

Sean Quirk

We're obsessed with the way Kate looks - Wellington boots with shorts? Who else could get away with that?

Rachel Zoe

They have skin in the game. You would think that would be a deterrent to shorts.

Alton Stump

The one place you don't want to wear shorts is any major awards show. You can wear them to the Teen Choice or Kids' Choice awards, but not the Oscars or the Emmys.

Peter Som

You know what hurt was those two weeks when we had really nice weather. I was wearing shorts. It's a little disconcerting but we go through this every year.

Judy Miller

What I've told the girls is: The ball is round and everyone wears shorts and tank tops. We can shoot with the best of them and defend with the best of them. One thing I know is my girls don't fear anyone.

Nsonji White

You never know what you're going to get. Last year, we had a lot of features; this year we have a lot of comedy shorts and music videos. So far, every festival has been different in tone and what kind of films we've received.

Tim Richardson

Stripped down to the shorts and went out there and took a shower, ... It was pretty good.

Nathan Foley

Our uniform shorts have a spear and Indian head on them. I hope that it's not going to be a big problem because we have enough to contend with right now. We have to take this matter seriously.

Mona Martin

They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.

William E. Geist

Intensity. That is the one word that this program will be about. It will be (written) on the butts of their practice shorts. They will have the word 'intensity.' If they don't come in ready to work every single day, that's when there may be some conflict.

Kellen Sampson

She can be wearing anything and look amazing because she never looks primped or contrived or self-conscious. It takes a truly cool girl to pull off short-shorts and rain boots. But she makes it look easy, and that's what we all want, to look like we don't have to try hard.

Peter Som

Edward VIII replaced his fly buttons with a zip, a revolutionary move; and his Fair Isle pullovers, shorts and Windsor knots were considered by some to foreshadow the end of Empire.

Angus Mcgill

I think (the story) will shock some people and help them appreciate where things are at today. You hear NBA players complaining about shorts not being long enough or not getting enough money and it's like, c'mon man, those guys had so much more to deal with beyond basketball, like dealing with racist opposing fans and players and the general climate of that time.

Al Shearer

The bonds hold up better in down markets and they also have some percentage of shorts to protect on the downside, yet they get enough upside on the convertible bonds, which act like stocks in rising markets.

Dan Mcneela

I put on some shorts going into the close, ... It seemed like a good idea -- the market had simply gone too far, too fast.

John Bollinger

Homes are seen as a place to live and play, not just to have dinner parties. We're building very earthy and livable homes with a casual elegance about them. It's a home where one would feel comfortable wearing a tuxedo or a pair of Bermuda shorts.

Bob Jameson

Nobody in the newspaper business has raised guidance in a long time. And let's face it, the shorts got squeezed, too.

Doug Arthur

Even some of the industry's most beautiful celebrities shouldn't be wearing (Daisy Dukes). You have to remember, Jessica even trained every day, with a trainer, and was on a strict diet, really just to look good in those shorts.

Katrina Szish

I didn't have to put it all back into the house. I like the casual desert clothing - it's shorts for most of the day.

Al Zappala

Fifi, those are my shorts.

David Soul

We came along at an interesting time, ... Short Shorts.

Bob Gaudio

I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold (Ballard, the owner) would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack.

John Brophy

We saw that even in the second quarter they were holding on to their shorts. We knew that we could use more people, and fortunately my bench played pretty well.

Dave Huber

And as far as you can get to the other side was the scientists who were -- who knows -- they might have been dressed in shorts and thong sandals.

Michael Cawley

Our kids did what needed to be done in the second half. It was allowed to be a physical game. We could either whine about it or pull up our shorts and do something about it.

Jim Foster

I went on the South Beach Diet for it. I trained for six days a week, two-and-a-half hours a day. I was determined to look good in those shorts.

Jessica Simpson

This climate is crazy. Last week I was outside in shorts, this week's like the middle of January. I don't know what I should wear when I leave the house.

Jason Hirsch

You had this respect for her and because she was so beautiful, you just loved her. She had this presence about her. I mean, getting dressed up in a suit just to go to the post office. I go to the post office in shorts and a T-shirt. She?s just one of those classic, elegant women.

Sonya Hope

It's like throwing your hair dryer in the bathtub, ... Everything shorts out.

Roger Entner

I had shorts on, but it would have been better if I didn't because they melted to my body. I wish I had been naked.

Paul Kuschel

He kicked in the door, cornered her and said he was going to kill her. A gun fell out, maybe out of his shorts — and they both lunged for it.

Tim James

It's the whole gambit. There are shorts, some are funny, some are sad, some are serious and some are whimsical and light. So you see a little bit of everything.

Martha Mitchell

Investors are covering their shorts after Nasdaq gains and deep falls in previous sessions, but the top is heavy and the run looks short.

Masaru Kazama

For the most part they looked fine, just a little dehydrated or cold. Nobody had identification with them. They had relatives' phone numbers with them, some were in shorts. The kids were in long shirts, shoes or sandals.

Arley Flaherty

The shorts programs always sell out, because people love to see fresh talent and new ideas. And if they don't like the movie they're watching, it's going to be over in five minutes anyway.

Chris Lamont

These skirts have shorts sewn under them. I would never let her wear anything (provocative). She's just dressing fashionably.

Leslie Hinkle

That was a huge scandal, ... quite the glamour girl, and [Reynolds] was pigtails and gingham shorts.

Elayne Rapping

It's getting more comfortable here. The once lifeless hills are covered in green. We used to wear jackets in summer but nowadays shorts and T-shirts are enough.

Zhang Jianhua