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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

George F. Burns

You import shoes and make the shoelaces domestically. The shoes don't qualify because they're imported, but the shoelaces do. So you have to allocate costs to [and income from] the shoelaces separate from the shoes.

Mark Luscombe

Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.

Jimmy Kimmel

Those who are attacking him are not even fit enough to tie his shoelaces.

Milorad Vucelic