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The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a shit about their problems.

Chuck Palahniuk
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One "oh shit" can erase a thousand attaboys.

Scott Adams
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They look the same, you dumb shit.

John King
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You learn to put your emotional luggage where it will do some good, instead of using it to shit on other people, or blow up aeroplanes.

Margaret Drabble
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They couldn't give a shit less about Indians.

Ron Fox
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Help Roberto out, make a non-insulting phrase using 'you and you' and 'shit'. If he'd been one of my players, I would have had a go at him.

Carles Puyol
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You have what I call an 'oh-shit' moment when you're suddenly riding with a bunch of trucks.

Jim Kervick
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Send lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan.

Warren Zevon
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Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.

Mike Dirnt
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Detective Coffey expressed the opinion on the night of the murder, 'Blake's full of shit,'.

Gerald Schwartzbach
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Things are so deep and people are always trying to read shit into things that real simple. Some people try and tell you what the songs are about and it bores me to death.

Lars Ulrich
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Where there is a stink of shit there is a smell of being.

Antonin Artaud
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Shit is the tofu of cursing.

David Sedaris
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Red dress, strappy shoes? wow. She's really staring at you. - Shit. - And she seems to be crying.Less happy. I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.

Penelope Cruz
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There is nothing like making love to somebody you give a shit about.

Jim Carrey
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You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!

Denis Leary
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There's nothing I like better than a film that really works, provided you don't have to deal with all the shit that comes afterwards in terms of getting what you're entitled to.

Sean Connery
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I hardly ever drink. I've just been more into... you know, it's just how it goes. I don't do shit anymore.

Quinn Allman
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Forget all that macho shit , and learn how to play guitar.

John (cougar) Mellencamp
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The only way to last a really long time is to build something useful enough that people will want to keep it going after you die, and to cultivate a sense of ownership in other people. In short: make good shit and give it away as fast as you can.

Lisa Williams
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I knew that it was special. That feeling was in the air, maybe it was just in our heads. From the first song, the crowd just went ape shit.

Todd Phillips
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How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit.

Anne Austin
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A lot of bands talk shit about us.

Chuck Comeau
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I don't want anyone saying we lost because of that shit [the two hour practice that was entirely running the day before the game].

Buff Hochman
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There was a lot of guilt and a lot of what-ifs. Then you think of (his) family. Then realism hit: Holy shit, what's my family going to do (if I die)?

Army Sgt.
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The shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Gwen Stefani
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They're really, really good guys. Really nice. You hear all that shit in the press about how they're mean, how they're cocks, but they're really not. They watched our show every night -- they were just really cool, man.

Justin Baren
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Bull shit! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage. Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more.

David Copperfield
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That King of Pop shit. I named him. I named him the King of Pop, Rock and Soul. He changed it just to the King of Pop.

Bob Jones
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When it comes down to it, you don't need all of that shit. You just need to get out there and play.

Quinn Allman
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Holy shit, did you see this?

Ben Karlin
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Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Love Actually
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I'm still an artist. I'm never gonna do a shit movie, because I've got my modeling to support me.

Milla Jovovich
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It was shit. Everybody played like ass. There were some shining moments, we have to look at those for the next game.

Nic Beaver
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[But they saw the result.] When I opened my eyes, the dust and shit was flying everywhere, the awning from the restaurant floating over our heads on to the roadway, ... We just staggered out on to the road. You could not see for the dust and dirt falling to the ground. Once everyone realised it was a bomb we just ran.

George Drake
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.

Henry Miller
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Bears shit in the woods.

Evangelos Venizelos
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The mood is shit. Everybody's feeling down because of yesterday, it was crazy.

Erich Wagner
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"Sometimes you just gotta let shit go and say to "hell with it" and move on".

Eminem
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I think in twenty years I'll be looked at like Bob Hope. Doing those president jokes and golf shit. It scares me.

Eddie Murphy
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