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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?

Woody Allen
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We've had quite a few discover the wonderful reality to why shaving helps so much. It not just for the reduction of resistance by the removal of hair, but it also removes a whole layer of dead skin cells and allows the kids to feel the water better.

Alex Black
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I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife and family, but the high spot of every day is when I first catch a glimpse of myself in the shaving mirror.

Robert Morley
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As your attorney i advise you to take a hit out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit.

Hunter S. Thompson
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They did that on their own. Team bonding is important to winning. But if we keep having close ones like this I won't have to worry about shaving my hair off.

Jeff Santarsiero
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Winning is like shaving -- you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.

Jack Kemp
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BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head.

Ambrose Bierce
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The Gillette Fusion systems are the future of shaving ..... We know that millions of Canadian men are going to trade up to Fusion because nothing else even comes close. The Gillette Fusion brand sets a new standard in shaving technology and performance.

Ian Chalmers
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That's the best I've ever swam. This is by far the closest, best race I've had. I like it close. I think shaving all my hair off and just the fast competition added to the great race.

Nick Ward
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A barber learns to shave by shaving fools.

Romanian Proverb
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It was the shaving that bothered me the most. I'm not a great fan of shaving and I had to be really clean-shaven, hands, head, hairline, all the fluff off my face, everything except my eyebrows, so this sheen, this kind of polish they used on me, would stick.

Jude Law
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I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold (Ballard, the owner) would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack.

John Brophy
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Companies are starting to talk about contact centers rather than call centers. And they're getting away from efficiency and shaving seconds off a phone call. It is more valuable to focus on the actual interaction and using the Web not just to save money, but to improve customer satisfaction.

Jay Wood
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Consumer spending seems to be holding up in the aggregate figures, but it appears that consumers are 'shaving' spending on a broad front ? still eating out but ordering the cheap entrees.

William Dunkelberg
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Sometimes men find it awkward to discuss their sexual habits. Then I wait till their faces are covered with shaving foam, or I've started cutting their hair, before broaching the topic. They can't run away then.

Ganga Ram
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(Designer) Tom Ford always has that three-or four-day growth, 365 days a year. A lot of guys have been doing that, so taking the next step and not shaving for a few more days isn't a big leap.

Adam Rapoport
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In a way, shaving my head feels like a new beginning to me.

Gail Porter
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The fact that cancer remains the leading cause of death by disease in children makes me so committed to this cause. By shaving your head, you can be a hero for children with cancer. It's a perfect match because kids lose their hair during cancer treatments, and people will pay money to see you bald.

Eric Greenberg
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I know, I know, but that's the way it is. But for sure I am not shaving it tomorrow morning. I guarantee that.

Edoardo Molinari
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