Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women.
Rita Mae Brown
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Aldous Huxley
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening
Desperate is not a sexual preference.
Randy K. Milholland
Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself.
Gore Vidal
Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
C. S. Lewis
The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.
Heywood C. Broun
Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it.
Florence King
If people could enjoy staying together as much as they fantasize about having sex with someone outside of their relationship then couples would keep from falling apart.
Martin Dansky
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan
Sex is the ersatz or substitute religion of the 20th Century.
Malcolm Muggeridge
Sex ran in him like the sea.
John Masefield
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.
James Arthur Baldwin
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that.
Norman Mailer
I really think that sex always looks kind of funny in a movie.
William Friedkin
Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.
Charles Bukowski
She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
John Hiatt
I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether it's ethnicity, age, sexual orientation, or whose ox is being gored.
Betty White
The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment.
Malcolm Muggeridge
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling
Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.
Sophia Loren
Winning is like sex, the more you do it, the more you like it.
Felix Sabates
I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Bette Davis
But seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
Waiter Rant
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
Quentin Crisp
Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest.
William J. Brennan, Jr.
I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.
Shania Twain
In advertising, sex sells. But only if you're selling sex.
Jef I. Richards
Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it.
Sir Thomas Beecham
Sexual love is the most stupendous fact of the universe, and the most magical mystery our poor blind senses know.
Amy Lowell
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.
Sophia Loren
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.
Scott Roeben
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey Stengel
Sex is hardly ever just about sex.
Shirley MacLaine
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Thomas S. Szasz
I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.
Harold Pinter
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Walter Matthau
Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to waste time talking about mine? I don't think so.
Keira Knightley
Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds.
Susan Sontag
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me?
Jeff Melvoin
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Sex, a great and mysterious motive force in human life, has indisputably been a subject of absorbing interest to mankind through the ages.
William J. Brennan, Jr.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Drew Carey
There is need of variety in sex, but not in love.
Theodore Reik
At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.
Jean Baudrillard
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant.
Henry Miller
People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I'm shaped this way, I must be scandalous - like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it's just the opposite.
Jennifer Lopez
The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes.
Dorothea Dix
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody.
Garry Shandling
If a man has to make a woman the center of his love, why should he integrate animality into this sacred human emotion?...Is love incompelete without it?...Is love the name of physical excersize ?
Saadat Hasan Manto
Sex lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to reverence life until we know how to understand sex.
Havelock Ellis
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov
Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand.
Thom Yorke
Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur."
Jerry Seinfeld
Music, not sex, got me aroused.
Marvin Gaye
At 60 the sexual preoccupation, when it hits you, seems sometimes sharper, as if it were an elderly malady, like gout.
Edmund Wilson
I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
Sir Elton John
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