This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
Bob Newhart
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I like playing somebody who has to apologize to their kid, all the time, for screwing up. That seems really real.
Julia Louis dreyfus
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
George Carlin
Live life fully while you're here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird. Go out and screw up! You're going to anyway, so you might as well enjoy the process. Take the opportunity to learn from your mistakes: find the cause of your problem and eliminate it. Don't try to be perfect; just be an excellent example of being human.
Anthony Robbins
It's time we stop screwing around.
John Craig
So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.
Lee Iacocca
The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
Barry Diller
Those who do remember it (the past) will find new ways to screw up.
Charles Wolfe
It is nice. Unless we really screw up at the Metro the worst we could get is a co and that would be with Brandon.
Kevin Mcglashen
I was really fortunate. Tom created a great group of linemen and it was my job was not to screw it up.
Bill Laveroni
If I felt I was on with my screw, I would give her a nod, and she would know what I was doing. We communicated nonverbally. We both know how to talk to each other and pump each other up.
Sophia Johnson
I never go out of my way to screw someone, but I'm always looking over my shoulder.
Karen Valenstein
I don't know what's more frustrating, the initial punch to the gut of being defrauded or the lack of follow-up by my community, especially the people in power. You go to the people that are supposed to fight for you and they screw you, too.
Nicole Gaunt
A playmaker, he makes that play. . . . If you are (screwing around) on one play, that might have been your play to make.
Darnell Dockett
Back in the '60s, Santa Barbara County was known for screw-cap wines -- that's what you'd drink at a party after everything else was gone. In the last 20 years, the county has come into its own with wine-making on a very high scale.
Lee Tomkow
We'll do the fastest things first. It's easier to screw in a light bulb than it is to build a new power plant, so we'll do the conservation thing starting right away.
Debra Bowen
Well, this happened last summer. It required 20 staples, and inside the elbow, there's an 8-millimeter screw.
Jason Suderman
With a business like that, the first priority is to get control of things and keep costs down. That's not going to be glamorous in Germany at all, it's going to be about screwing things down tightly.
John Raymond
ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up.
Jimmy Kimmel
I wasn't the six-foot guy that fits pants perfect and all that. So my pants always came up right in the middle of the calf and I just said screw it, because I don't like pitching with them all the way up (to the knee). I had a good year and kind of stayed with it.
Brian Tallet
It was a total screw-up. No one would inject himself with something if he had any reason to believe it could kill him.
Jose Herrera
Not only did he regularly order criminal activity, lie to grand juries, stonewall the grand jury, abuse the CIA, the FBI and the IRS, it was almost as if Nixon was using the presidency as an instrument of personal revenge. Screw so-and-so who was against Nixon.
Bob Woodward
I'd love them to play but I don't think it's going to happen, because it's more work than they want and they think it's going to screw up the field. They've yelled, screamed, hollered to keep anything but football out of Lambeau Field.
Jerry Watson
When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw your taxes.
Don Drysdale
Screw the Colts. Put that in your magazine. The reason we play them good is because we're good.
Reggie Hayward
It's been such a great run so far. And we don't want to screw it up.
Wendy Mead
Even the pasta is horrible. I don't know how you can screw up on pasta, but I guess you can.
Resi Stiegler
It's not the most normal life in the world, but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
Mila Kunis
If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people. That's times and personalities. And all of them are not that way. But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.
Richard Petty
Before we voted, Coach asked is who we thought would lead us and represent us on and off the field. They are good leaders. They'll take over a practice if guys are screwing around.
Justin Baker
What are you trying to screw up my act for?
Tony Siragusa
I finally got to the point where I was like, 'Screw it. I'm going, and nothing can stop me,'.
Chris Gill
Going through my mind? Don't screw up, don't screw up Frank's birthday.
Tom Selleck
We have a great defense. If we [on offense] don't screw it up, we're going to win a lot of games.
Fred Miller
[In] 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America ... The most that can honestly be said of those involved in Sept. 11 is that they finally responded in kind to some of what this country has dispensed to their people of a matter of course.
Bernard Goldberg
With something that's more emotionally based, you can't sort of screw the line up a little bit and adlib and something.
Joan Allen
Let's say you fire your brother-in-law, ... Christmas dinner comes, and here he is at the table with you. And your mother looks at you like you're the guy who's screwing up the family.
Ronald Cohen
I can guarantee right now that they would never build a casino on that land. This is simply a red herring to try to screw up an unrelated bill.
Doug Elmets
It was not a very gracious way of stopping the operation, by screwing the employees.
David Redmond
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.
Edwina Currie
You have to give them unconditional love. They need to know that even if they screw up, you love them. You don't want them to grow up and resent you or, even worse, parent the way you parented them.
Alfie Kohn
The only thing that I've been trying to do with this is to make sure that Brown is not blamed for this. Because he had nothing to do with this screw-up.
David Cannon
Anything further that you say at this point is going to screw up your best chance at a good outcome.
Anthony Wolf
The opportunity for AMD with Dell was a year ago. Last year Intel was a disaster. This year it's not the case, and you can't assume that Intel is going to continue to screw up.
Hans Mosesmann
If someone has been working here five years and they screw up, I'm abusive.
Tom Curley
I couldn't find anyone and he was visiting on set so I asked him to go change. He was okay with it but I was nervous. I hoped he wouldn't screw up. I had like a hundred people on set. What if my father screws up?
Peter Chan
I guess they knew I wouldn't screw up the job.
Michelle Stafford
The handlers are the ones that screw up, ... You've got to keep that target out in front and it's hard to do. That dog is 40 feet away and going Mach 12 right at you and you've got to time it.
Dan Jacobs
Guys just don't care. We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back. We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'. If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye.
Jonathan Bennett
I'm just trying to go home. Everything I do has got to stay on that way of thinking - I've made it this far, there's no point in screwing up now.
Andre Herbert
It?s a fine balancing act. If you don?t innovate right, you?re going to screw up your brand image, and if you don?t innovate at all, teens will lose interest.
Rob Callender
This job has probably got the most screwing-up potential in the world.
Larry Speakes
From a demographic point of view, you could not have more favorable consumption demographics than you do right now in the United States. I don't see how anybody can really screw this up.
Stephen Happel
That's where change needs to happen, that's where it's most likely to happen; it's already happening. The world is getting a lot smaller, we're a lot more aware of each other, it's really likely that, if the older generation doesn't screw it up and destroy the planet before they all get a chance to step up to the plate, it's quite likely they'll be the ones to change the paradigm.
Laurie White
It could really screw things up if we can't get it straightened out quickly.
Phil Robinson
They shouldn't be. No one is. We'll really have to screw up a six-game lead in however long we have left. That's the way I look at it.
Brian Lawrence
I think a lot of bands just, they sort of mark themselves as they can only go so far. They sort of screw themselves by setting the bar so low, that we can only go so far with music. Instead I feel like our band as people, our personalities, we kind of had the feeling we can do anything and go anywhere.
Aaron Stern
He was giving a speech as if the nation were disheartened and worried and had lost its spirit, but that's not what people were thinking. They were thinking, why did the government screw up?
Mickey Edwards
I'm bored with music between 1955 and 1980. I'm completely bored. I can't listen to a rock and roll record. I can't do it. I would rather listen to hogs screwing.
Adam Hastings
He means a lot to us. He brings an old-school mentality. He's played well all year, and he still thinks he's screwing up. He's going to have to play big for us [Monday]. Have to.
Calvin Magee
The treaty is this: I screw you and you let me screw you.
Oscar Campos
If it requires a screw to be inserted Ben could be sidelined for around 10 weeks.
Mary Toomey
Any wear that does eventually occur in the screw or nut is compensated by the nut which adjusts automatically to maintain a zero backlash over a very long service life.
Peter Ratcliffe
We'll focus on Wal-Mart snafus and screw-ups because our audience believes they shed light on Wal-Mart's corporate ethics and culture.
Tracy Sefl
It's one of those opportunities where if they screw it up, people pay attention, but if they don't, it's something that kind of seeps into the social consciousness.
Richard Shim
If a defensive tackle goes to the wrong gap, nobody knows because the linebacker made the play, so they don't know they screwed up. On offense, a guy can screw up and it can really cost you. On defense, a guy can screw up but people can rally around and cover for him. Everybody is going in the same direction, running to the football.
Dan Pifer
The break was an inch from his hip joint, and Dr. (David) Carlton didn't think there was enough bone in the area to operate without taking out the ball and socket joint. But he was able to put a screw in it.
Carrie Knox
TPA is given according to a fairly rigid cookbook of timing. It's a high-wire act. Small screw-ups in timing can have important consequences.
David Vorchheimer
It's a really confined space, and you can't sway your head or swing your arms or tip your head back or any of that, or else you'll completely screw up the recording.
John Leguizamo
He's one of the greatest guys I ever knew. It's a sad, sad story. He always saw his glass as overflowing. He just kept screwing things up.
Dick Gould
Talk to them about things they don't know. Try to give them an inferiority complex. If the actress is beautiful, screw her. If she isn't, present her with a valuable painting she will not understand. If they insist on being boring, kick their asses or twist their noses. And that's about all there is to it.
John Huston
It was on two and I snapped it at one. It was a veteran screwing up when a rookie told me to snap it on two. That one's on me.
Olin Kreutz
It's fun going out there, but I see the point if I go out there and get hurt, it's going to be a big loss for this team. So I don't want to get hurt and screw our chances up.
Mark Buehrle
They say he broke the screw and opened the window. I do not believe that by no means.
Dorothy Miller
Watch for someone else to screw up, and then quietly point it out to everyone else.
Brian Rosenberger
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
Matt Lauer
I'm more nervous about today than I have been ever. I think I actually have a shot at this and I don't want to screw up.
Lance Mackey
A guy in my position, sometimes you play conservative just because you don't want to screw up.
Steve Stricker
This was an incredibly high-profile case -- one could not even imagine a more high-profile case -- and look at the fact that we had this major screw-up.
Michael Gerhardt
My generation is doing a pretty good job of trying to screw your generation. And that's wrong.
Kelly Doran
Objectivity is a false god. We are human beings and we screw up or have flaws that are hidden from us. But fairness and balance are possible. Not stereotyping people we write about is possible. We can be skeptical without being cynical.
Ken Auletta
Most people would say, 'they're a bunch of drunk drivers, screw them. That's exactly why we have constitutional rights -- because the majority does want to go after people.
Sam Fields
It's a short window. I can screw up [in spring training ] and fall off the list and be done.
Kevin Causey
The difference between the teams is so noticeable that not even Mack Brown should be able to screw this up.
Scott Wolf
The CIA and FBI will absolutely screw up any major computer project they take on.
David Steele
The Internet's too important and fabulous a place for us to screw up. It's like saying that nobody can go New York because some areas are dangerous.
Parry Aftab
He knows I was the guy who just kept coming back and screwing things up, so he had to send me back. I had no problem with it. I don't think he really cared for me too much, but I loved playing for him.
Bobby Meacham
So much was running through my mind. I'm nervous going into the game and I'm hoping not to screw up.
Shane Murphy
[Classically,] true psychopaths were not successful. For the most part, they were major screw-ups.
Chris Patrick
We recorded over a dozen songs we had just learned the day before. I knew before I went in to record that I couldn't screw up. These musicians were the best, and I'm sure they felt at first that I was a joke.
John Corbett
There was pretty good acceptance (of screw tops), but some indicated they were less comfortable with them.
Debora Scott
We couldn't fit the ball screw and nut into our existing design with a fast enough pitch to suit the higher speeds. It would hit its limits and not allow us to reach the high linear speeds we needed. We could have found a ball screw with a fast lead, but it would not have fit into the current assembly, forcing us to redesign the entire slide system for a bigger, heavier screw.
Peter Ratcliffe
We're all happy. Medals? Screw medals. I don't really care about medals. Sorry to be vulgar. A lot of people in America couldn't relate to it, but it's not about the medals. It's about the effort and hard work.
Steve Nyman
Screw up your courage, you screwed up everything else.
Donald Smith
If they screw it up, there probably won't be another rail merger approved, at least in my career.
Michael Lloyd
I would like the Air Force to take responsibility and admit that they are wrong, admit that there were screw-ups in the system, admit that there are problems that need taken care of and do something about it.
John Youngblood
If you want to roll the dice, roll with Fleet. If they screw up, they're sold. Its put up or shut up time.
Anthony Polini
I'm gonna screw you up if you keep on with your sarcastic answers!!!
Richard Groover, Iii
A manager's job is simple. For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
Earl Weaver
We're not just out to screw the town.
Sandy Giardino
Out of the start, I did screw up. I went out into a little powder area where nobody had been before. I was just sort of playing catch-up the rest of the way, and I didn't do it.
Erin Simmons
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Eric Cartman
It needs so many fixes right now. Really, there's a screw-up here.
Ted Harrison
If that's what you get for screwing up the company, imagine the bonus you'd get if you were successful.
Earle Mccurdy
There's a reason for that. Their teams don't hurt themselves. They wait for their opponents to screw up and take advantage of it.
Zach Piller
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