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We wanted to do something special, not just to piss it off.

Phil Collen
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I've been up and down and written off so many times by that city, it just makes me laugh now. When you're hot, you have agents who would do anything, they'd drink your piss if you asked them to, excuse my language. But then when you're cold, when things aren't moving, they just have no time for you.

Robin Dunne
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I wouldn't call it religion. I call it a conscious contact with my Higher Power. I choose to call him God. I used to call him Glenn, but that used to piss him off!

Glenn Hughes
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I'm ready to piss on the fire and call in the dogs.

Steve Holland
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What's better than sex? You know when you hold a piss for a really long time and you finally get to go? That's up there. That's one of my favorite feelings.

Deryck Whibley
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Bin Laden was completely protected by the oil companies in this country who told President Bush not to go after him because it would piss off the Saudis.

Oliver Stone
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We piss anywhere man.

The Rolling Stones
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You have a tough crowd to please. If you arrive with something that doesn't piss anybody off, then you just keep going with it, because you just need one dissenting mouth and then you're in big trouble.

Richard Mortimer
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It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss.

John Mccarthy
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If Joe was on the side of the road on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put it out.

Mark Zupan
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It does piss me off when Angelina won't stop calling.

Jim Gaffigan
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Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark.

Monty Python
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Make it look like we're trying to do something so we don't piss anybody off even more even though we our chances of winning are pretty low.

Jose Cruz
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It amazes me that organs that piss/ Can give human beings such perfect bliss.

Irving Layton
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Binn hates it when I wear this Super Bowl ring. I do it every time I see him, just to piss him off.

Doug Brien
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It could really piss people off and make them more inclined to hold out.

Michael O'hanlon
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I guess piss on your hand is a small price to pay for relief.

Grace Potter
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