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It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.

Clark Brewster

There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.

Florynce Kennedy

Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?

Ron Zonen

Very small penis, and no money.

Chris Phillips

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Robin Williams

To be a boy is to be macho, to have weapons, to have fights, and to kill, at first in play, then maybe later in war. To be a boy is also to be powerful with a penis and to do things with it unmentionable to adults.

John Money

I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.

Lauren Alcorn