It was a gag gift that was never operational. He never attached the pump to his penis and he was not masturbating on the bench.
Clark Brewster
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There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.
Florynce Kennedy
Very small penis, and no money.
Chris Phillips
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
To be a boy is to be macho, to have weapons, to have fights, and to kill, at first in play, then maybe later in war. To be a boy is also to be powerful with a penis and to do things with it unmentionable to adults.
John Money
I wanted closure. And for him to thank me for being so loyal to him over the years. Instead he stood up and asked me if I wanted to see his penis.
Lauren Alcorn
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