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De La Hoya doesn't have the pants to stay in the ring with me. He is going to pay for the mistake of accepting this fight.

Ricardo Mayorga

He had lost a lot of weight. He definitely had to hold his pants up with his hands.

Louie Fernandez

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants, like most Lutheran boys. I got a telescope. My mother thought it would make the best gift.

Werner Von Braun

He charms the pants off people.

Laura Cameron

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

Irvin S. Cobb

Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants.

Oleg Kiselev

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.

Julia Stiles

Some of these organizers are green. And when I say green, I mean totally green. We're giving them a class. Organizing 101. By the seat of the pants and the grace of God.

Tanis Ybarra

I've got a hairy chest, for one thing. I don't have a huge ballet technique - my legs don't go that high. But you don't have to have those things. You have to dance and act well. You have to have an intense intention. You're in frilly pants, no top on, and you have a stripe down your nose, and you've got to convince the audience you're a swan.

Alan Vincent

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.

Richard Dreyfuss

I'd probably crap my pants.

Helen Destroy

Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.

Adam Sandler

We got up to him and noticed that his pants were still on fire so we put those out.

Scott Winter

You can still buy those pants baggy.

Linda Massey

It was pitch black. The children were sick and wetting their pants. Some elderly people were fainting, dehydrated.

Brian Stewart

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through. They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.

Red Grooms

I refuse to enter a wet T-Shirt Contest until my breasts look more like breasts, and less like something I should tuck into my pants.

Kelli Jae Baeli

This shirt is borrowed. These pants are from the Salvation Army.

Andre Haydel

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Larry David

I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants.

Michael Moore

Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.

Adam Clayton

This will be like trying to land a 747 on an airstrip built for a single-engine plane. And we're all going to have to fly in by the seat of our pants.

Barmak Nassirian

We work hard. We don't hang out a lot, but we get a lot done. We're used to flying by the seat of our pants.

Aaron Baker

You're 16 years old, you don't know shit about shit, and PULL UP YOU'RE PANTS!!!

Denis Leary

I'm playing it very butch. It makes the love scenes with Cleopatra much more believable. I always play the pants roles very butch.

Melissa Garvey

Spring 2006 is all about fresh options. From pants, to shoes and handbags, you will see a cleaner look for spring.

Nicole Phelps

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Walter Winchell

We basically dropped our pants in front of the world.

Tim Farriss

I can wear pleated pants now.

Mary Roach

We're basically flying by the seat of our pants. The main thing we're taught is that theater is play, especially with children.

Laurie Geigel

The pants were getting very dirty. That's expected though when you have white on them.

Bill Harden

I remember that the bloodstains on his pants didn't match up with him being on his knees. And there was only the one injury to his head.

Carol Neville

He started trying to put his hand over my mouth and once we got to the back of the room, he started pulling on his pants and pulling on mine.

Marsha Silveus

Against Christian, it looked like we hadn't practiced and we just threw on our pants and went out to play.

Paul Johnston

The art of writing is the art of applying the seat of the pants to the seat of the chair.

Mary Heaton Vorse

What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond-buckled shoe.

Aileen Mehle

Dress for success. It's like if you're going to a job interview, you don't walk in (wearing) sweat pants.

Jake Gold

Because of the efforts the players needed a little kick in the pants after the match. Hopefully it woke them up a bit.

Doug Stoffel

No, I'm happy doing this. Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants, you can make pretty good money.

Mclean Stevenson

If your husband calls you and says he's going to be an hour late, comes home at 3:30 in the morning saying his car broke down and his pants aren't dirty, you might want to test him.

David Vitalli

A man is in love when something in his head, something in his and chest and something in his pants react to a certain woman.

Brian Hwang

The most fun I had in my life with my pants on was in Natchez.

Steve Holland

I got these pants.

Andy Milonakis

As long as I got my pants back...

Rafael Nadal

The guy told me to shut up, and there were a pair of pants on the floor. He put those over my head.

Ashley Jones

I'm very sorry. We inconvenienced you. Hiro-kun will make his pants shorter, so please forgive us.

Takehito Koyasu

There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.

Arnold Newman

I put my pants on and I didn't even look, I just went out the window.

Tim Lyons

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.

Bennett Cerf

He went into his kitchen and got a knife and grabbed me, grabbed my crotch area, and he tried to take my pants down.

David Jordan

This is the largest disaster we've ever been a part of. We're kind of flying by the seat of our pants.

Julie Morris

I probably owe him a lot at the moment, ... He got me hitting it really well. I was swinging terribly and he told me that. It gave me a bit of a kick up the (pants) and here I am.

Steve Webster

You see these guys on TV all the time and you always wonder if I could play in the majors. You get a chance to do it and are actually doing it. You see they are just like you, that they put their pants on one leg at a time.

Chip Ambres

We wanted to jazz up the pants more.

Dave Witty

Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down, then she'd explode.

Gary Cooper

You don't go to Ruth's Chris [an upscale steak house] wearing painter's pants.

Brian Mattos

You don't even have to wash my uniform pants.

Kent Mercker

She said, 'Should I try to do the splits?' and I said 'Yeah!' and she ripped her pants!

Andrea White

But that's not what qualified me for membership. It was the (1963 documentary) film I made, 'The Seat of Your Pants,' which featured a bunch of OX5 pilots -- old-timers flying antique airplanes.

Don Riggs

[Then there was Palmer, who not only melded egos deftly, but as corny as it sounds, also was a source of inspiration.] We were all thinking about how A.P. would play out there, ... Would he hitch up his pants and go forward? You bet he would.

Mark O'meara

It's a lot better, ... My stomach doesn't hang over my pants anymore.

James Reed

The bigger the event, the higher he'll raise the bar, ... He's Michael Jordan in long pants.

Paul Azinger

Why it's a trio is that it comes with two pairs of pants and a jacket. The jacket and one pair of pants will match, which gives you a suit look, and then another pair of pants will be a different color, so it gives you a casual look.

Wendy Schneider

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Benny Hill

A lot of it is the seat-of-your-pants-type thing and a lot of faith and trust in people.

John Allison

It shouldn't be intimidating because the (City Council) puts their pants on just like everybody else.

Jack Spiker

Let me just tell you, it's a kick in the pants.

Rick Searfoss

Clearly they have gone back to their heritage. It displays the strength of this season, which is the denim business. Much is made of a denim glut, but the fact is ... khaki was king. After three years of it, who needs another pair of tan pants?

Dorothy Lakner

I started in live television and I've done a lot of live TV and that's really the thing that I love best. I love flying by the seat of my pants.

Florence Henderson

It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm a role model in hot pants now. That's cool!

Lauryn Hill

It?s a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants kind of life. It?s a lot of hard work.

Keith Munslow

The jackets, pants and long coats have sculptural cuts. I must say, though, that some of the silhouettes have an egg or tulip shape that's a bit larger, inspired by haute couture.

Mario Bandiera

You don't want to get caught with your pants down in the draft.

Phil Savage

Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice; Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice.

Sidney Freedman

They put their pants on the same way we do.

Scott Cherry

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

Joey Adams

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.

Conan O'brien

I'm showing a lot of print bottoms (pants), which I think only the most forward -- most -- guys would wear.

Cynthia Rowley

Her pants and the arms of her sweat shirt had turned to ice. She was very pale and could hardly talk. It was the last thing I expected to see at 3:30 in the morning.

Mike Sherrick

The guy pushed away from the officer, and he was going to attempt to run, ... The officer grabbed him around his midsection with one arm while still holding onto the gun in his pants pocket.

Ricky Boren

I was quite good, but not excellent. I pushed myself to work hard, but I had ants in my pants. I used to get bored.

Michelle Mone

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.

Sally Rand

What belts do is finish a look. Whether you're wearing pants, jeans, a dress or skirt, a belt gives the outfit a finishing touch. It's polished.

Julie Helman

If your New Year's resolution is to get in shape, that decision should be about a lifestyle change, not just a pants size change.

Tim Wise

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

Edward Steichen