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Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

Fulton J. Sheen

None of us are nuns, so we're the Singing Nones.

Florence Evans

I've had nuns and housewives call me. The response so far has been just tremendous.

Bill Ihle

An account of some of these acts makes Henry Miller's crudest imaginations seem as chaste as a nun's diary.

James Atlas

Either he's got a lot of nuns praying for him at St. Joseph's or he's got Joe DiMaggio and Mickey Mantle looking down on him and giving him a great day.

Chris Lucas

The Patriot Act does not require that nuns' bank accounts be frozen. The Patriot Act has a lot of problems, but that's not one of them.

Chris Hansen

Everybody was like nuns. No smiling. No joking. No music. Just thinking about the game.

Asante Samuel

(The nuns) were probably harder. Everything was more strict then, regardless of what you're talking about.

Alex Turner

Nuns and married women are equally unhappy, if in different ways.

Christina Of Sweden