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It's the season to scam, gate, bash and amokize every noun around Washington.

David Smith

Saint, noun. A dead sinner revised and edited.

Ambrose Bierce

Happiness, noun. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Ambrose Bierce

I've never met anyone who describes himself as a motorist, a noun that conjures up a chap with a moustache and leather driving gloves in an open-topped roadster.

Joan Smith

Impiety, noun. Your irreverence toward my deity.

Ambrose Bierce

Faith, noun. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Ambrose Bierce