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I think it's the spoiled attitude that we have now. It's like they have an 'I want everything right now,' microwave behavior.

Jennifer Khonsari

Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother's.

Andrei Codrescu

She brings a lot of energy, which is one thing that you like from a kid coming off the bench. She's like a microwave. She makes things happen. She's instant offense, she's instant defense, she's instant rebounding, which is something that you need.

Brian Giorgis

Before, it was bunk beds and a microwave. Now it is sofas and other things we are doing on them, and we have made them a lot bigger and made the bedrooms private.

Ray Williams

We all have televisions. They are relatively inexpensive. We all have microwave ovens. Why do we need to go out?

Norman Chad

I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

Steven Wright

When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.

Raymond Blanc

He thought he could dry his socks in the microwave and he ended up training barefoot. The thing I am most glad about is that he has managed to dispel the tag that footballers are a bit stupid.

Alex Inglethorpe