Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
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The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.
Patrick Murray
Self Improvement is Masturbation.
Tyler Durden
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Thomas S. Szasz
Our country talked about masturbation more in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that. I'm not embarrassed about that.
Joycelyn Elders
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.
Truman Capote
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Richard Feynman
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin
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