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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen

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Self Improvement is Masturbation.

Tyler Durden

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Our country talked about masturbation more in December of 1994 than they ever have in the history of the country, and you know, people would think you'd be embarrassed about that. I'm not embarrassed about that.

Joycelyn Elders

Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.

Karl Marx

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

Truman Capote

Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.

Richard Feynman

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