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Madam, if you are so concerned about catching BSE, you should do what I do and turn vegetarian.

Tony Benn
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Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands - and all you can do is scratch it.

Sir Thomas Beecham
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WINE, n. Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as 'liquor,' sometimes as 'rum.' Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

Ambrose Bierce
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Madam, I have come from a country where people are hanged if they talk.

Leonhard Euler
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Madam, a circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge; it blossoms through the year. And depend on it that they who are so fond of handling the leaves, will long for the fruit at last.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is all there is to distinguish us from other animals.

P.a. Caron De Beaumarchais
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Thank you, madam, the agony is abated.'aged 4, having hot coffee spilt over his legs.

Thomas Babington Macaulay
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Thank you, madam, the agony is abated.

Thomas Babington Macaulay
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You know, with her background at CBC, Madam Clarkson would probably ask permission to cross a line, which is the etiquette.

Randy Mylyk
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You're looking exceptionally ugly tonight, Madam, is it because we have company?

Alfred Jarry
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You don't want somebody coming in with a bottle of Mad Dog 2020, though that will happen, ... They'll ask, `Can you decant this?' `Ooh! Hawaiian Blue, my favorite! Shall I chill this for you, madam?' The few times that happens, you just grin and bear it.

John Fischer
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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.

Ambrose Bierce
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GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

Ambrose Bierce
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Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.

Elizabeth Gaskell
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