My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world.
George Bernard Shaw
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Hermann Hesse
It would be a joke to film it like some sort of kung fu epic.
John Wooden
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
This emergency government in Iron County is now a joke. I am glad we have not had an emergency. We could not handle it.
Jim Clement
I want to forget that at-bat, my first since October. These guys are good. It's no joke here.
Mike Costanzo
We know we'll hear a good joke from you when we meet again someday.
Leonard Johnson
The real offense here was in the producer's decision to add insult to injury by turning a contestant's gender expression into the butt of a joke.
Damon Romine
What's a joke? ... The referendum is non-binding. You object to an ordinance being introduced to make that binding?
John Szabo
I wasn't hurt, I just wanted to create a little drama. No, that's just a joke. Dave clipped me and he hits hard.
Rich Franklin
I joke that we're our own worse enemy.
Chris Weitz
It can't be explained. Either you get it or you don't. It amounts to an inside joke for my readers.
Joe Sullivan
It was a bit of a joke, really. They came in and asked if I wanted to do it and there was a chance to win $10,000, so I said OK.
Ben Windsor
This was just a great big joke on us. He better not show his face here again.
Steve Hunt
He's a big clown, so it makes sense he has trainers who are just a joke.
Floyd Mayweather Sr
I like to say it's a love letter to independent film in the form of a fart joke.
Chris Gore
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
It certainly is not an excuse, but that was a joke. Letting those fans stand along the baseline was a little excessive, and it wasn't safe.
Gregg Downer
The alienist is not a joke - He finds you cracked, and leaves you broke.
Keith Preston
We kind of fool around and joke around on the court. It keeps us in the game and not at each other's throats.
Sarah Acker
There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
Werner Karl Heisenberg
I did tell a joke along those lines. It was completely inappropriate.
John Brogden
He started talking about the incident, the DWI, like it was a joke, ... But it's not funny to me.
John Abraham
This is the biggest joke I've ever seen in racing.
Kevin Harvick
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
Dame Edna Everage
I want to date you. You think it's just a joke, but it's not a joke.
Chuck Comeau
It is a joke, an absolute nonsense to even suggest such things.
Ben Thatcher
The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.
Ronnie Barker
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
Max Eastman
It could be there for the shock value, or it could be [that the Trojan was distributed by] people who really believe in this thing. It's probably not a joke.
Paul Piccard
I never told a joke in my life.
Andy Kaufman
If I would compare it to other forms of malicious calls - heavy breathing, joke calls from children - it's very, very small as a proportion but I would imagine that it could grow.
Kelly Moore
When I see an American flag flying, it's a joke.
Robert Altman
She knew what she did was wrong that night, ... The problem is, it's not a joke. It's a crime. She's guilty as charged.
Chris Graveline
At one point, he told a Yiddish joke. Only one person in the audience got it.
Michael Harper
I've never even heard of this guy. Believe me, if his name came up, with all the things we did in that case, I would have remembered it. This is the biggest joke ever.
Robert Garrity
The old joke is the index has predicted 12 of the past 10 recessions.
John Crosby
A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
ORTHODOX, n. An ox wearing the popular religious joke.
Ambrose Bierce
I told a different disgusting joke with the same setup and a different punch line, ... I'm hoping that's in the DVD.
Harry Shearer
Orlando talking is a big thing and we joke with him about it. Off the court he's shy but on the court he was even more shy at the beginning of the season.
Adam Howard
It's a joke. Relax. ... They're saying it's sacrilegious.
Peter Anastos
I found myself in the South. I got picked up by somebody and made a joke about how dangerous it is to hitchhike with hillbillies. He told me to get out.
Jeff Biggers
You did have the same interest, but you didn't feel like you could really open up, ... You didn't feel like you could joke with people about your own life.
John Muller
It wasn't that big of a deal, and it didn't ruin my life or anything since it was more of a joke, but it just seems so petty of them.
Noah Skube
Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
Terry Eagleton
A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called.
Menander Of Athens
I'm a firm believer in this, you've got to constantly have hope. You have to find the humor in the little things you do. You keep a smile, make a joke here and there. Otherwise, it becomes very, very depressing.
Paul Dimeo
Whether someone thought it was a joke, we take it very seriously. This is a food-tampering issue.
Karen Burk
(The play) was kind of a joke on the middle class and a joke on foreigners.
Lynne Burroughs
When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.
Lionel Strachey
I thought they were playing a joke on me. It's been different ever since.
Michael Terpstra
Some people think it's a joke.
Linda Hall
We'll talk about this game, joke about it, and joke about things that happened.
Steve Adelsperger
He's got a big butt, and all the kids joke about it all the time.
Fred Jacobeit
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey
We were trying to joke around as much as possible. Well, as much as you could in that . . . eventually it got really not funny.
Steve Jocz
I remember when San Francisco was truly a dynamic city, but it has been reduced to a joke ... .
Jim Donovan
It was awesome. It feels so good. You can tell when someone comes in too cocky. We're not a joke. We proved that.
Carolina Ruiz
It's great playing with those guys. I look up to them. We joke around and are good friends. Having such a good relationship helps us on the court.
Matt Demler
We reached the conclusion that if we didn't change our approach and go after them seriously, they would continue to make a joke out of us.
Yossi Sedbon
The movie starts on a broader level, with black humor. But when you realize the joke is on us, it's not so funny.
John Sayles
The joke I have with Anthony is, I'd like to have him touch the ball 60 times a game. We got him close. But really, he's one of those special guys and we have to get him the ball. We feel really fortunate to have gotten him.
Steve Briggs
That is a joke. You are not going to negotiate with these mortgage companies to reduce those mortgages.
Carol Johnson
It was kind of a joke. Instead of the cheerleader and the lineman, it was the mascot and the lineman.
Jessica Davis
Quite frankly, it's almost a joke, ... It's an opener for discussion, and you're not going to have that discussion before this judge.
Peter Walsh
Oscar people have never gotten the joke.
Tom O'neill
Colin is the sort of name you give your goldfish for a joke.
Colin Firth
When I got the call about the accident, I thought it was a joke, ... I argued with the paramedic who called. These things don't happen at 9:20 in the morning.
Dick Grove
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
Ron Reagan
Bernice is not nice. They have five athletes that can get it. When you look at Grambling, you're more concerned with their inside game. Of course, their big people are no joke.
Hank Thompson
Our joke sitting there was that his drinking less than an ounce would shift to a shot and a beer.
Floyd Ciruli
She's always up for a good joke. She can always make everyone laugh and smile.
Maria Brennan
I was happy with my performance. But I was mad that I gave up that takedown. I hate to give up points. Everybody down here is good. No one's a joke and it will get tougher and tougher as we go.
Donny Clark
He seems happy. You can joke and talk about it. He says he's ready to die. Doesn't seem to bother him.
Timothy Mcveigh
It's just kind of like a joke. But we don't forget it very often.
Allie Pullar
We laugh and joke and kid around. We have a good time.
Isabella Kymer
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Oliver Herford
We always joke around. We've got a good relationship.
Anthony Morelli
There are no criminals in the database. It's you guys. It's a joke.
Larry Pratt
Me and my friend voted for me as a joke.
Brian Barker
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
Martha Gellhorn
It was a joke until they turned us down.
Robin Sutton
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure!
Paul Provenza
If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.
Hugh Elliott
Is very simple to do.... I start with the joke line and write backward.
Nipsey Russell
The joke was that the only thing he couldn't cook was hamburgers. They were like cement.
Cheryl Wilcox
The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.
H. G. Wells
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The waitresses are the best I've seen anywhere. They joke and talk with you.
Robert Meltesen
The whole place is a practical joke.
Dave Baldwin
We never intended any major news outlet to take this seriously. It was an April Fool's joke.
Andy Matthews
You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
Harper Lee
Great Salt Lake is an ironical joke of nature - water that is itself more desert than a desert.
Dale Morgan
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Lea Delaria
Every once in a while, we'll joke around about it. But we all understand one another.
Ben Walker
The therapist is no joke. A lot of what appear to be legal or financial problems are really emotional problems.
Dan Rottenberg
Only sometimes, as a half-joke, I can picture myself jumping, when I don't get sleep.
Janne Ahonen
I always joke with him that skiing moguls is about as close as you can get to football on snow ... because of the impact with the moguls.
Gunnar Brolinson
The idea started as sort of a joke.
Tim Mceachern
What started as a joke between friends grew into an obsession.
Roger Bennett
Policeman's duty is no joke.
John Leech
I really don't know what these clowns have in mind. It's just a joke.
Timothy Butler
When he'd tell you a joke, you'd have to laugh because he was laughing so hard.
Don Madden
The concept of community involvement is a joke.
Linda Archer
I thought the university came through very well, ... I think the comedy is a joke on Tommy and not a joke on the university.
Harvey Perlman
For this hurricane to have come in and for it to affect the market that fast, it's a joke.
Frank White
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
Joan Van Ark
It was definitely an institution, a tradition. You never knew where the conversation was going to go. It could be politics, or it could be a dirty joke.
Kathy Lawrence
A real bad, terrible, terrible, terrible joke.
Mikael Samuelsson
It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke!
Fred Armisen
We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
Jose Reyes
It was an awful environment, because you have two teams that are neutral [from] over 400 miles away. It was a joke.
Mike Rhoades
My family would tell me when I had too much on. They would joke with me about it.
Arturo Chavez
Yeah, we did it (the chant). Ice cream is kind of an inside joke for our team. But this was not a day for ice cream. Not at all.
Colleen Biebel
Everyone's in on the joke as it were.
Shawn Michaels
So they really think... serious criticism of evolution is a joke.
Kathy Martin
He is using this as a joke. This is an insult coming from him. Why he chose to focus on the Black Caucus, I have no idea other than he is crazy and a racist.
Larry Miller
The comparison of subways and sandwiches is a bit of an old joke for us now.
Charlotte Cooper
We don't see the joke in wearing these helmets and think they are in bad taste. A lot is possible in Holland, but we will not accept everything.
Frank Huizinga
We always joke he has the warmest room in the house with that extra layer of insulation on the wall.
Dan Stumpe
You get to talk to people and joke around.
Jim Byrnes
He made a joke out of everything and took things as they came.
Joseph Williams
The purveyors of state bankruptcy are at it again. This isn't a plan. This is a joke.
Charles Schalliol
It was no joke for him. This was something he worked on for a long, long time.
Lincoln Castellanos
One weekend I was bored and as a sort of a joke I made this Web site.
Philip Kaplan
He would walk up to you if you were sad and make you joke and laugh.
Michelle Yazzie
I always joke with (father) Les and his wife, asking them if they can kick out a couple more sons for us.
Chris West
We joke about it but we're fine at six. That's what we agreed on and that's the deal.
Pat Finelli
With a practical joke, you do one of two things. You convince people that something exists when it doesn't, or you convince people that something doesn't exist when it does.
Chris Lamb
The joke version very quickly turned into a serious version.
Darryl Silver
When (a joke) makes light of something that's holy to you, that's too far for me.
Paula Austin
She was gorgeous and very, very funny - not just joke funny. She was a genuine eccentric.
Barry Cryer
The biggest joke I've ever seen in racing ... It's pretty disgusting, and pretty embarrassing for our sport.
Kevin Harvick
We laugh and we joke, but it's a huge fear in our minds.
Julie Jameson
Ridiculous, a joke taken too far.
Mahesh Bhatt
You get him away from the field and he liked to socialize, laugh and joke, ... John was very friendly, easy to approach.
Raymond Berry
We have to joke to keep from crying.
Anita Whirley
There's two things I used to do to prep. I would drink a lot of coffee before every game. And that is not a joke.
Julian Mancias
I think it's fun. You get to joke around with the teacher and talk to your friends. You learn a lot of things, but it's in a fun way.
Charlie Rogers
He's not aloof at all. He likes to laugh and joke. There is not an aura of 'I'm better.' He is a concerned teammate.
Bob Lieber
He gets everybody going and ready. He loves to joke around, but when it comes to hockey he's very serious.
Chris Moser
I'm going to relax for a while. My joke is that I'm going to help my wife enhance her career. I have a few plans, but ... things will evolve as they will evolve.
Bob Bourne
The joke is that these stocks trade at 10 times news flow.
Ethan Mcafee
We always joke around when he comes back from school about how I'm doing and if I'm catching up. That always keeps me going.
Ethan Freeman
It becomes almost a social catalyst. Giving [consumers] something that is an inside joke is an essential ingredient.
Elie Dekel
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