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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.

George Bernard Shaw
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Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good.

Friedrich Nietzsche
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Anything invented before your fifteenth birthday is the order of nature. That's how it should be. Anything invented between your 15th and 35th birthday is new and exciting, and you might get a career there. Anything invented after that day, however, is against nature and should be prohibited. -Douglas Adams
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America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, it is the other way around. Human rights invented America.

Jimmy Carter
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I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Jonathan Swift
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High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. -Christopher Morley
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The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists - that is why they invented hell.

Bertrand Russell
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Ogden Nash
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Whitehall behaves as if the computer had never been invented. -Stephen Joseph
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They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.

Clare Booth Luce
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The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

Sid Caesar
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As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. -Calvin Trillin
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Most Americans think Abner Doubleday invented the game but he had little or nothing to do with cricket.

Henry Chadwick
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I want to see the artificial intelligence lab, too, but just seeing anything of the things that have been invented there would be great.

Rachel Smith
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Rudolph Diesel, the German who invented the diesel fuel process, experimented with peanut oil fuel. His idea was that farmers could grow their own crops and run their engines on it. -Andrew Klenert
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The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it.

Irving R. Kaufman
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If you're on a farm, feces and other things have a risk of getting into the milk and causing contamination. That's why pasteurization was invented _ to get rid of harmful bacteria.

Fergus Clydesdale
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The baby boomers believe that they invented sex. And they still think so. -Steve Slon
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We've invented a way to grow the film using a slow-growth method.

Yang Yang
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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.

Jacques Deval
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A created thing is never invented and it is never true: it is always and ever itself. -Federico Fellini
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Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.

Thelma Ritter
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If a June night could talk, it would probably boast that it invented romance.

Bern Williams
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The Greeks invented logic but were not fooled by it. -Eric Hoffer
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

Charles H. Duell
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Croatia is a small country up against a giant country that invented soccer and is one of the best in the game, only we believe in our strengths and our chances of winning.

Otto Baric
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Xerox Corporation is the world's leading expert on the copying process -- after all, we invented it. -Bill Mckee
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This is the latest invention that you have invented.

Christian Vieri
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Marconi invented the radio and that is ... the reason we are here today.

Carl henric Svanberg
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Music was invented to confirm human loneliness. -Lawrence Durrell
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