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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize. George Bernard Shaw
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good. Friedrich Nietzsche
Improvements are invented only by those who can feel that something is not good.
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, it is the other way around. Human rights invented America. Jimmy Carter
America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, it is the other way around. Human rights invented America.
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. Jonathan Swift
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists - that is why they invented hell. Bertrand Russell
The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists - that is why they invented hell.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. Ogden Nash
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. Clare Booth Luce
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius. Sid Caesar
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.
Most Americans think Abner Doubleday invented the game but he had little or nothing to do with cricket. Henry Chadwick
Most Americans think Abner Doubleday invented the game but he had little or nothing to do with cricket.
I want to see the artificial intelligence lab, too, but just seeing anything of the things that have been invented there would be great. Rachel Smith
I want to see the artificial intelligence lab, too, but just seeing anything of the things that have been invented there would be great.
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. Irving R. Kaufman
The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it.
If you're on a farm, feces and other things have a risk of getting into the milk and causing contamination. That's why pasteurization was invented _ to get rid of harmful bacteria. Fergus Clydesdale
If you're on a farm, feces and other things have a risk of getting into the milk and causing contamination. That's why pasteurization was invented _ to get rid of harmful bacteria.
We've invented a way to grow the film using a slow-growth method. Yang Yang
We've invented a way to grow the film using a slow-growth method.
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Jacques Deval
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet. Thelma Ritter
Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast that it invented romance. Bern Williams
If a June night could talk, it would probably boast that it invented romance.
Everything that can be invented has been invented. Charles H. Duell
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
Croatia is a small country up against a giant country that invented soccer and is one of the best in the game, only we believe in our strengths and our chances of winning. Otto Baric
Croatia is a small country up against a giant country that invented soccer and is one of the best in the game, only we believe in our strengths and our chances of winning.
This is the latest invention that you have invented. Christian Vieri
This is the latest invention that you have invented.
Marconi invented the radio and that is ... the reason we are here today. Carl henric Svanberg
Marconi invented the radio and that is ... the reason we are here today.
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