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The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

George Bernard Shaw

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There's a great woman behind every idiot.

John Lennon

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If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

Horace Mann

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Douglas Adams

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A lot of people think 'Alice's Restaurant' was an anti-war song. It's not. It's an anti-idiot song.

Arlo Guthrie

Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.

Leo Durocher

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I didn't want to tell her what an idiot I had been ? how I had put her and our family at risk.

Bill Saturno

In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

Elbert Hubbard

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Any idiot can amass intelligence. It is being able to leverage that knowledge. They are good at that.

Richard Hyman

You're the biggest idiot that ever came out of Boston College. I'm insulted that we could have gone to the same school.

Bill Romanowski

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Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.

Roger Rosenblatt

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.

Lucy Lawless

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I've had great success being a total idiot.

Jerry Lewis

I didn't expect it because it's a difficult move to pull off. You can look great like he did or you can look like an idiot. It's a great move.

Tim Thomas

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I was afraid that I was going to be a blubbering idiot, but so far I'm good.

Duff Gibson

Send the idiot back to Texas!

Leo Gerard

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I whispered in his ear, 'I'm the guy for this part. And if you can't see that, you're an idiot,'.

Stephen Baldwin

Don King isn't an idiot, he wouldn't be coming here if his boy had no chance.

Frank Warren

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He is amazing. I have no doubt he's going to walk and talk. I'm not an idiot. I know he's not going to be like before. But he's going to talk.

Christine Cooley

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

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