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The 100% American is 99% an idiot.

George Bernard Shaw

No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.

Scott Adams

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Scott Adams

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

Horace Mann

The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.

Erica Jong

A lot of people think 'Alice's Restaurant' was an anti-war song. It's not. It's an anti-idiot song.

Arlo Guthrie

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.

Sid Caesar

I didn't want to tell her what an idiot I had been ? how I had put her and our family at risk.

Bill Saturno

Idiot engineering isn't butt kissing. The whole idea is to make working conditions more conducive to your career growth.

John Hoover

Any idiot can amass intelligence. It is being able to leverage that knowledge. They are good at that.

Richard Hyman

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

Jay Leno

Just because the person who criticizes you is an idiot doesn't make him wrong.

Roger Rosenblatt

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

George Carlin

I didn't expect it because it's a difficult move to pull off. You can look great like he did or you can look like an idiot. It's a great move.

Tim Thomas

I can't remember any text of mine where I said that one should fight Hitler without violence; I'm not an idiot.

Adam Michnik

I was afraid that I was going to be a blubbering idiot, but so far I'm good.

Duff Gibson

To generalize is to be an idiot.

William Blake

I whispered in his ear, 'I'm the guy for this part. And if you can't see that, you're an idiot,'.

Stephen Baldwin

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

He is amazing. I have no doubt he's going to walk and talk. I'm not an idiot. I know he's not going to be like before. But he's going to talk.

Christine Cooley